The blue book of sins (A Quote Book)

MATH\SCIENCE\COMPUTER

Do humans count as food? - Bee

I hate it I hate it it's really fun I still hate it - Bee

People are applying for the role of math god - Mr. Weaver

Alyx: I can't have the whole rainbow
Brian: are you gay?
Jonah Brian and alyx: *dying*

Did I give you permission to say banana? - Mr. weaver

Dainty: are you making a rainbow
Brian: No, I'm straight

*falls backward* - Lizzy
(So we did experiments science but like on eachother in science and Brian and Nathan's was you spin around 20 times and try catching a tennis ball so lizzy tried and she fell backwards)

Sedona: what is the pencil was facing the wrong way and I stabbed your hand
Nick: *spits out water*

*blasts shiny from Moana at full volume* - Ellie and Khloey

*rick rolls the whole class* - Khloey
(Yes I Rick rolled my whole class in science)

*monkey noises* - Jude

*plays shiny from Moana* It's back - Khloey
(This was the next day)

GO GO YOU CAN FO IT YOUR SHOE IS UNTIED DONT DIE - Jonah

Think of it as a tree YOU CHOP IT DOWN then it FALLS *woosh* then you get your answer - Mr. Weaver

thRee tens - Mr. Weaver

*GASP* THERES LITTLE DEVIL THINGIES - Alex

My bed collapsed in on me - Jonah

After 20 orders of nine coconuts the next on will be free - Mr weaver

Speed runs army crawling - Alex

Jonah: *falls while running*
Jonah Alex and bee: *laughs*

Bonah Jolen ... Clex Aordero... SEE BCANDRET - Bee

Bee: Alex, do you know the muffin man?
Alex: the muffin man?
Mr. Weaver: THE MUFFIN MAN
Bee: The muffin man

Jonah: I'm passing second grade!
Alex: you are?
Jonah: No I'm not im failing

I'm a child Yee yaw - Alex

Bee: youre the fastest non-binary!
Alex: that's because I'm the only one
(We go the a Christian school)

Alex: don't give him the pencil
Jonah: I'm the pencil sharpener
Alex: you've got a point

It's illeagal - Mr weaver

TAXES TAXES TAXES - Alex

AMAZON CREDIT CARD - Alex

Sorry zeros the five is taking over - Mr weaver

Mr weaver: *draws bee*
Alex: can I take a photo
Mr weaver: if you let draw you
Alex: y a y

*draws the whole class* - Alex

You tax demon - Alex

Desert? No clothes. - Joel

Dose she love me? - Mr Weaver

Don't trust a price of paper kids - Joel

Where did my fish go? Your brother flushed it down the toilet - Mr. Weaver

Pac-man universe - Mr. Weaver

Bad earth BAD - Mr. Weaver

Alex: I know everyone hates this question but... the Dinosaur Question?
7b: *collective death*

*walks in* ooo money - Khloey

Can you transfer the heart of a baboon to a chimpanzee - Mr. Weaver

A butter a day keeps the doctor away - Mr weaver