Your child is gonna go splat - Mr. Maurer
Unless your smoking in an elevator it's not pyadelic - Mr. Maurer
JACE WASNT MADE IN THE 70S - Bee
That would be music in high heels - Mr. Maurer
I won't harm you - Bee
I pained you - Bee
You morons - Mr. Maurer
We've talked about fire safety, music, and random knowledge in the span of 10 minutes - Mr Maurer
I can't tell if that note was nice or an abomination - Clara
If I had one of lei things I would do the whole Hawaiian girl dance - Mr Maurer
I like women I married a woman - Mr Maurer
Eating is pretty fun - Joel
Why are they white - Mr Maurer
Clara get on the Elon Musk spaceship - Mr Maurer
I prefer my saloons shoot out free - Mr Maurer
Shame on you, Apple - Mr Maurer
No bringing goldfish to a soccer game - Clara
I've slept with Mr Brown - Mr Maurer
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The blue book of sins (A Quote Book)
HumorDon't question us and have a grape for your pain 🍇 (TW: jokes about suicide,drugs, alchohol,deppression, abuse, mental illness, cannibalism, acts of violence, gun violence, and sex jokes (I'm sorry my friends are actually insane)) (Btw everyone in...