HISTORY

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It's the soul I left in the hospital!!! - Bee

What is this inflation? - Clara
(Talking about our schools pizza)

*starts singing happy birthday out of nowhere* - Bee, Isaiah,Lizzy,James

SAVE THE CHAIRS - Bee

That was a baby screaming you idiot - Bee (in 2021)

What's a Kermit? - Ellie (in 2021)

*casually mentions alpha men* - Mr Brown

If you jump off this building and totally not die and break you legs I'll give you 3 pennies - Joel

I'm a high wizard - Bee
(She said this on the walk to history)

Henry the Navigator is like Ryder from Raw Patrol - Sophie

J e f f r y B e z o s - Joel

Until the bell rings let's stare at eachother awkwardly - Mr. Brown

My soul - Mr. Brown

A stack of potato's - Joel

Mr. Brown: Elia ooo for us
Ellie: ooo
Mr. Brown: Joel ah for us
Joel: aaaaAHH

hogwarts for sailors - Mr. Brown

We're almost there we're half way there we're livin on a prayer - Mr. Brown

James: Alex behind you
Alex: *turns around and sees mr stinky (a stink bug we named in kindergarten)* heyyyy bestiiieee

*draws mr stinky* - Alex

He's a mixed bag of jelly beans - Jonah
(About Christopher Columbus)

Where's my zoomer - Mr. Brown

SPAIN ISNT A CITY - Alex

Alex: *hand movements*
James: *holds down hands*
Alex: *uses feet instead*

Demon finger cat - Jace

Maybe he's still alive today - Mr brown (about Henry Hudson)

Mr Brown: This guy had a beard what can you tell
Joel: he's a cool hunting man

I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A BABY - Sophie

Isaiah: hide and seek about what?
Sedona: ✨Murder✨

Bee: Naps?
Robert: THAT!

No no YES no - James

Murder is not allowed - Bee

It's sharp and it's high - Mr brown

Alex: BEER
Mr brown: yeah...beer

YEAAAAHHH PARTY!!!!!! - Alex

*seizure* - Windows

YoU wAnNa bUnGeE jUmP iNtO hElL - Jonah

The guy bungee jumping into hell is me favorite - Jonah

*pushing Nathan's desk so he can't sit* - Alex and Elizabeth

The higher you sit the more superior you are - Alex

It's like the evil Rolling Stones - Giles

*dabs* - Joel

Why is it just bad recorder - Joel

Your manly man cave of torture - Jude

So it gets in the way of some peoples money but not everybody's - Joel
(He's was talking about death)

Bacon being a good Virginian and redneck started a rebellion - Mr Brown

Mr brown: She died in 2010
Joel: THATS WHEN I WAS BORN AM I CURSED?

You all aren't 18 and you all look like you have a criminal record - Mr. Brown

✨spinal creeps✨ - Mr Brown

*naming different crimes you can commit* - Albiel, Nick, Sedona, Jace, Khloey, and Clara

Oh PoOr JuDe GeTtInG mOcKeD By HiS fAThEr - Mr Brown (Mr Brown is Jude's Father)

Aww you guys have a little hand shake that's so cute I wanna throw up - Mr Brown

Mr Brown: *drop kicks tube* CATCH
Joel: *screams*

Because of 9/11 I would be a good teacher - Nate

Republican Burger - Mr Brown

Welcome to the oregan trail video game

I WANNA DIE OF DYSENTARY - Joel

Elia has typhoid - Mr Weaver

Khloey you have measles! - Mr brown

*gets us lost* - Ingame Jace

I keeps forgeting how to walk - Jace

Sedona: *shoots a bear*
7a: *cheers*

Guys this isn't like Fortnite - Giles

Good job Clara we're gonna starve - Clara

Don't tell me what to do I'll start... spraying bullets everywhere - Mr Brown

I like how the bunny is mocking you - Jace

Nate: the way the rabbit runs
Jace: it's like it's mocking you

I THINK YOURE THE ONE WITH NO PUPILS - Jude

Giles: you shouldn't eat her
Jace: no I said let her starve
Nate: Jace you should look at this game from the animals perspective-
Jace: that's just getting shot

You shaleth starve - Jace

We shot a wild hot dog - Jace

I'd rather be broke than die - Jace

Yay our homocidal tendencies have made us famous - Jace

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YOU KNOW WHAT YER DONE - Giles

Cant you punt all babies - Clara

Make sure you smash that like button - Mr Brown

I snort communism - Jude

#noregrets #YOLO #nocholera - Mr Brown

I'd like to report a crime Joel Sullivan... ✨Murder✨ - Mr Brown

Diabetes in the first degree - Nick

*caresses Abraham Lincoln's face* - Giles

You're surrounded by a bunch of children we are a treat - Jace

I got rid of you in Mafia I'll get rid of you irl - Jace

It's teddy :D - Giles

It has yellow teeth to symbolized rottenness or something - Jude

He's got some cool pants and swirly Medusa hair - Mr Brown

Mr Brown: what do you call I pilot in the 1920s
Giles: attractive
Mr Brown: ...no

Why is the color in picture? - Abiel
(Why is the picture in color)

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