It's the soul I left in the hospital!!! - Bee
What is this inflation? - Clara
(Talking about our schools pizza)*starts singing happy birthday out of nowhere* - Bee, Isaiah,Lizzy,James
SAVE THE CHAIRS - Bee
That was a baby screaming you idiot - Bee (in 2021)
What's a Kermit? - Ellie (in 2021)
*casually mentions alpha men* - Mr Brown
If you jump off this building and totally not die and break you legs I'll give you 3 pennies - Joel
I'm a high wizard - Bee
(She said this on the walk to history)Henry the Navigator is like Ryder from Raw Patrol - Sophie
J e f f r y B e z o s - Joel
Until the bell rings let's stare at eachother awkwardly - Mr. Brown
✨My soul✨ - Mr. Brown
A stack of potato's - Joel
Mr. Brown: Elia ooo for us
Ellie: ooo
Mr. Brown: Joel ah for us
Joel: aaaaAHHhogwarts for sailors - Mr. Brown
We're almost there we're half way there we're livin on a prayer - Mr. Brown
James: Alex behind you
Alex: *turns around and sees mr stinky (a stink bug we named in kindergarten)* heyyyy bestiiieee*draws mr stinky* - Alex
He's a mixed bag of jelly beans - Jonah
(About Christopher Columbus)Where's my zoomer - Mr. Brown
SPAIN ISNT A CITY - Alex
Alex: *hand movements*
James: *holds down hands*
Alex: *uses feet instead*Demon finger cat - Jace
Maybe he's still alive today - Mr brown (about Henry Hudson)
Mr Brown: This guy had a beard what can you tell
Joel: he's a cool hunting manI TOLD YOU THAT WAS A BABY - Sophie
Isaiah: hide and seek about what?
Sedona: ✨Murder✨Bee: Naps?
Robert: THAT!No no YES no - James
Murder is not allowed - Bee
It's sharp and it's high - Mr brown
Alex: BEER
Mr brown: yeah...beerYEAAAAHHH PARTY!!!!!! - Alex
*seizure* - Windows
YoU wAnNa bUnGeE jUmP iNtO hElL - Jonah
The guy bungee jumping into hell is me favorite - Jonah
*pushing Nathan's desk so he can't sit* - Alex and Elizabeth
The higher you sit the more superior you are - Alex
It's like the evil Rolling Stones - Giles
*dabs* - Joel
Why is it just bad recorder - Joel
Your manly man cave of torture - Jude
So it gets in the way of some peoples money but not everybody's - Joel
(He's was talking about death)Bacon being a good Virginian and redneck started a rebellion - Mr Brown
Mr brown: She died in 2010
Joel: THATS WHEN I WAS BORN AM I CURSED?You all aren't 18 and you all look like you have a criminal record - Mr. Brown
✨spinal creeps✨ - Mr Brown
*naming different crimes you can commit* - Albiel, Nick, Sedona, Jace, Khloey, and Clara
Oh PoOr JuDe GeTtInG mOcKeD By HiS fAThEr - Mr Brown (Mr Brown is Jude's Father)
Aww you guys have a little hand shake that's so cute I wanna throw up - Mr Brown
Mr Brown: *drop kicks tube* CATCH
Joel: *screams*Because of 9/11 I would be a good teacher - Nate
Republican Burger - Mr Brown
Welcome to the oregan trail video game
I WANNA DIE OF DYSENTARY - Joel
Elia has typhoid - Mr Weaver
Khloey you have measles! - Mr brown
*gets us lost* - Ingame Jace
I keeps forgeting how to walk - Jace
Sedona: *shoots a bear*
7a: *cheers*Guys this isn't like Fortnite - Giles
Good job Clara we're gonna starve - Clara
Don't tell me what to do I'll start... spraying bullets everywhere - Mr Brown
I like how the bunny is mocking you - Jace
Nate: the way the rabbit runs
Jace: it's like it's mocking youI THINK YOURE THE ONE WITH NO PUPILS - Jude
Giles: you shouldn't eat her
Jace: no I said let her starve
Nate: Jace you should look at this game from the animals perspective-
Jace: that's just getting shotYou shaleth starve - Jace
We shot a wild hot dog - Jace
I'd rather be broke than die - Jace
Yay our homocidal tendencies have made us famous - Jace
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YOU KNOW WHAT YER DONE - Giles
Cant you punt all babies - Clara
Make sure you smash that like button - Mr Brown
I snort communism - Jude
#noregrets #YOLO #nocholera - Mr Brown
I'd like to report a crime Joel Sullivan... ✨Murder✨ - Mr Brown
Diabetes in the first degree - Nick
*caresses Abraham Lincoln's face* - Giles
You're surrounded by a bunch of children we are a treat - Jace
I got rid of you in Mafia I'll get rid of you irl - Jace
It's teddy :D - Giles
It has yellow teeth to symbolized rottenness or something - Jude
He's got some cool pants and swirly Medusa hair - Mr Brown
Mr Brown: what do you call I pilot in the 1920s
Giles: attractive
Mr Brown: ...noWhy is the color in picture? - Abiel
(Why is the picture in color)
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The blue book of sins (A Quote Book)
HumorDon't question us and have a grape for your pain 🍇 (TW: jokes about suicide,drugs, alchohol,deppression, abuse, mental illness, cannibalism, acts of violence, gun violence, and sex jokes (I'm sorry my friends are actually insane)) (Btw everyone in...