This is the part of the movie where they DIE - Milan
We're about to DIE OH NO - Mr. Hixon
Oh my gosh it's kermit*it was weird lookin graffiti* - Lizzy
*tells stories about us getting injured in various ways* - Sedona
Teresa: It frixon like Hixon
Mr Hixon: it's frixion
Go jack I don't know you but go jack - Kira
Have you no body heat? - Teresa
That looks like gringots - Elizabeth
(About a court house or something)
LeTs gO tO jUvIe - Teresa
(Like juvenile detention)
Teresa: what's that light
Khloey: it's probably the stop sign thing
Teresa: It's probably a ufo
Can I get an amen, can I get a hAlLeLuIah - Teresaa
Khloey: That's a whole person
Teresa: it's pnc bank
LOOK ITS RAINING *throws water* - Elizabeth
Imagine if the truck hit us and we flew off the side - Teresa (bestie wut)
YO POLICE - Sedona
Dose anyone like moist cheese cake? - Elizabeth
Mr Hixy Wixy!! - Maddie
Drama\Theater
Tristan: we cut the smoker line
Brynn: Why
Tristan: ✨cancer✨
The amazing thing called ✨tech week✨
DONALD TRUMP IS HOT - Nate
OOO OOO YOURE HOT - Bee
Unwonkify - Mrs Agate
Just be like hey do you like me 😀 - Riley
Emmy: and if he say says no just pass it off as a joke
Alyssa: hahahahahaha omg you're so funny
(Talking about if a guy like you)
Abby: wait the tiger likes the lady
Rachel: No-
Abby: are you wearing foundation on your chest
Jake: Yep :D
(Fake chest fair)
Abby: I say take them from Rachel and Niome
Rachel: OH USING THE BLACK PEOPLE AS SCAPEGOATS-
You are not poking my eye out with a Bobby pin - Sawyer
FALCON BUCKS :000 - Sawyer
YOU HAVE CAFFINE INSTEAD OF BLOOD - Robert
Eden: Mr hixon just admitted to going to a club
Alyssa: like with strippers?
Jake: just because I'm cooler than you-
Alyssa: SAYS WHO??? NO ONE
Abby: Do a stripper dance
The whole makeup crew: *dies*
Jake: what it I pushed you and it messed up your makeup
Brynn: I would kill you first born child
Jake: what if I named my first born Brynn
Brynn: I'd still kill it
James: what if I have twins
Jake: whichever one pops out first
You wanna be a stripper? Me too - Riley
Imagine Mr Weaver doing a split - Riley
Abby: are you gay??
Joel: yes I'm gay because I'm happy all the time
Abby, Khloey, and Robert: *dies*
Robert: that's because Brennan is an idiot
Joel: GOOD OBSERVATION ROBERT
I was just a slave - Bee
Rachel: *choking in the stairwell*
Whole makeup crew: *sprints into hall*
Rachel: *calmly walks out of stairwell*
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The blue book of sins (A Quote Book)
HumorDon't question us and have a grape for your pain 🍇 (TW: jokes about suicide,drugs, alchohol,deppression, abuse, mental illness, cannibalism, acts of violence, gun violence, and sex jokes (I'm sorry my friends are actually insane)) (Btw everyone in...
