OHMYGOD🐭🐭- Alex*pokes Clara with pencil* b o o p - Jonah
Firewave - Clara
(We we're talking about microwaves)Ellie's gonna kill me and it's gonna be death - Jonah
Mine has that so ha *spider man sticker* - Jonah
Employment - Clara's math book
*🐴🐴🐴🐴* - Khloey
Okay so niiiIIIIIInne - Clara
But I have my ✨magical band shirt✨ - Jace
I CAN WEAR MY FLANNEL *has a seizure* - Jonah
I have a list of 3 people I shall murder: James, Brian, and James again - Jonah
It's an e oh that's a 4 - Jonah
The reading grind - Alex
Mums an ally - Alex
No it's off brand shopkins - Khloey
*Has hello kitty uno* - Khloey
I'm drowning in a sea of egg yolk - Jonah
It's yellow like the sky - Jonah
PICK UP YOUR TIN CAN - Alex
Nobody likes Alex - Jonah
OH MY GOD A CHILD JUST FELL - Alex
I'm a good little Christian - Jonah
👹peg+cat👹 - Jonah
GIGAdad - Alex
*angerly sticks out toungue* - Jonah
What is this? your m o o l a h - Alex
Is this a dog in a toilet? - Alex
Hi I'm a walrus - Jonah
Mormons walked so orphans could run - Alex
The worms with the hurt juice - Alex
Ooo the yellow one is juicy - Jonah
Homocide is better - Khloey
There's hair in the went square - Jonah
Homocide isn't a living thing - Khloey
Tape worms??? - Jonah
Jonah: the clouds are very chunky
Khloey: fairI AM CHRISTMAS - Jonah
You sound like a communist - Alex
*breaks Alex's fingers* - Khloey
It looks like that girl is about to get stabbed - Jude (we were looking at Alex's tarot cards)
Gay Goldfish - Alex
Jude: *talking about his grandma*
Alex: GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REIGHNDEERlesbian - Jonah
Keep your wife to yourself - Alyx
Broski and his wife are trying to have a monent - Jonah
I could fit the whole 3rd dimension in here - Alyx
👹ye👹 - Clara
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The blue book of sins (A Quote Book)
HumorDon't question us and have a grape for your pain 🍇 (TW: jokes about suicide,drugs, alchohol,deppression, abuse, mental illness, cannibalism, acts of violence, gun violence, and sex jokes (I'm sorry my friends are actually insane)) (Btw everyone in...