You can drink from the river of lava - Bee
YUMMERS - Alex
Jonah: Is that where we get lyrical dance
Alex: d a n c e m o m sCalm down - Jace (to fire alarm)
A preposition is anywhere a mouse can go - Miss Mack
Once I went to Giant Eagle and we were in the produce aisle and two gerbles just ran across the aisle - Teresa
👹make banana soup👹 - Joel
Miss Mack: *struggling with computer*
Joel: oh no our table it's brokenTeresa: what happened?
Nate: he's dyingOoo fancy look at that flag wave - Joel
The tunnel is very spooky acording to Debra - Miss Mack
I believe in Debra - Giles
Giles: Hey your dead
Joel: oh really? I didn't know!Isaiah: where'd you get that
Bee: the storeBee: Pain sports guys
Miss Mack: that's called schoolLook at this man *points at Jace* he is in fear - Idk the paper didn't say (I'm 7a this was on 7bs paper for their quotes)
THE OLD PEOPLE NO THEYRE TOO OLD TO DIE - Alex
Hunger games and bee movie combied - Nate
It's giving racism - Jace
Someone in the hall: *demonic laughing*
Miss Mack: that laughter was like... maniacalMy siblings annoy me? - Miss Mack
English beat up and mugged and stole words from other languages - Miss Mack
I didn't pick up and throw Teresa - Miss Mack
Book: *Falls*
Nate: *GASP**slays at Kahoot* - Jace
He's the one who used to be a beetle - Miss Mack
Noun water - Miss Mack
We are the verb *dose a ritual* - Jace
I'm bringing a duffel bag for the bodies - Jace
*reads antismoking campaign as smoking campaign* - Sedona
Don't you hate it when you walk outside and see demonic Christmas decorations - Jace
Just strangulation fun stuff like that - Jace
But Santa dies - Giles
No more homoside - Jace
Sedona: where did your brain go
Jace: ✨narnia✨
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The blue book of sins (A Quote Book)
HumorDon't question us and have a grape for your pain 🍇 (TW: jokes about suicide,drugs, alchohol,deppression, abuse, mental illness, cannibalism, acts of violence, gun violence, and sex jokes (I'm sorry my friends are actually insane)) (Btw everyone in...