The blue book of sins (A Quote Book)

LUNCH

IF YOU DONT SIT WITH ME AT LUNCH AND ARE IN MY CLASS SKIP THIS CHAPTER

I don't actually care but thanks! - Jace

Bee: What's it called again? 7th grade but it's high
Khloey: Ah yes the entire idea of 7th grade is high

He's starving like the tiny boy he is - Bee

Khloey: *pulls out a whole box of watermelon*
Bee: water melon

The grownups are talking - Bee

THE HELL SOOT - Bee

Not hell it's leaking into our world - Alex

SACRIFICIAL SERVICES ARE EXPENSIVE - Bee

The one movie where they age - Khloey

When I walked into the lockeroom and Nate started saying a homophobic bible verse - Jace

DEATH MURDER DEATH ya know - Bee

I choked on myself - Bee

Then you hear me as a two year old like I wAnT a SnAcK - Bee

They're wiggly like Satan - Bee

Stop having a seizure over mushrooms - Bee

James snorted vitamin c on the bus - Jonah and Bee

Little granny that sells drugs is the best trope in the universe - Bee

The dog has KILLED my daughter - Bee

*snorts oranges* - Alex

*snorts retirement savings* - Alex

WHY DID YOU SNORT THE RETIREMENT SAVINGS I GAVE THEM TO YOU TO PAY FOR THE $80,000 ORANGES - Khloey

It smells like fake cheese and bleach - Jonah

Bee: I think you know who I based them off of
Alex: who? *connecting dots* OH
(Bee mad homophobic characters for a story)

Brian and a different table: HELP ME
Bee: BRIANS GETTING MURDERED

Then there's this little crow and it's like 👹mother👹 - Alex

Then they die from the crows pushing down a tree - Alex

CROWNADO - Bee

*cosmic brownie with green and blue sprinkles* - My lunch

Bee: Pringle are disgusting
Jace: *finger cross*

Are you calling hell tasty? - Bee

🐭OH NO MY JUICE BOX🐭 - Alex

*among us lunch box* - Jace Alex and Khloey

SHARE IT WITH BRIAN - Alex
(They sounded like an angry parent)

I just love staring at little demon faces - Bee

The amount of time I've thought about killing somone is disturbing - Jace

Alex: we don't want them to call us gay
Jace: they won't call us gay they'll call us a cult

Jace: they are the most asexual thing I have seen in my life except for you
Bee: I think that was a compleiment?

My mother got me Queen Elizabeth cookies - Alex

Khloey: *uncrustable*
Alex: *fear*

My banana has a boo boo - Bee