We speak Latin a little in this chapter so the will be a translation in parentheses under the quote or next to if it's multiple people said it
Mr. Wright: we're only going to speak Latin in this class
The class: OH NO
Mr. Wright: Yes we're going back to RomeMr. Wright: *Makes a table*
Alyx: That's a lunch trayCan anyone tell me a productive that isn't Bee or Bob (Robert) - Mr. Wright
I know you want to learn Latin for 12 hours for 5 years - Mr. Wright
How can we learn latin without becoming babies - Mr. Wright
Now we're leaving English - Mr. Wright
*struggles in Latin for five minutes* - Alyx
Sālve - everyone
(Hello)Nate: *Tries really hard to draw Jude*
Joel: *STICK FIGURE*You should probably think while you drive - Nate
The monkey ate him - Mr. Wright
I don't want to see naked books - Mr. Wright
Stop being a perfectionist - Mr. Wright
(To bee, Robert, Lizzy, Alex, James, and Sedona)Time dose fly it goes neroommm - Alex
Alex: A language will crash us
Mr. Write: Yes a languageJace: *shoots Joel* ignosce mihi (forgive me)
Joel: nihil referet (I forget the meaning but Joel is forgiving him)Khloey: Sālve (hello)
Abiel: Sālve *kicks I've trash can* DA VENIUM (HAVE MERCY)
Khloey: Nihil referet :DWhatever the hell this is ⬇️
Bee: You know your the high wizard
Alex: *starts laughing*
Bee: what... OH HAA *gets joke*ARE YOU ZEUS - Brian
Mr. Wright: who wants forky?
Eveyone: *raises their hand*Mr write: Brian here's a new sentence for you *writes Brian is dead in Latin on the board*
Everyone: *applause and yeahs*Sophie: Sālve (hello)
Khloey: Sālve!
Sophie: venimus sunt (we're on our way)
Khloey: Bene (good)
Clara: Ut vales? (How are you)
Khloey: Optimē quis beatus (happy because I'm blessed)
Clara: Bene
Sophie and Clara: Valē (goodbye)*kicks desk* - mr wright
James: Hello
Alex: darkness my old friend*Trips on desk* - khloey
It's a tv but CuRvY - Clara
It's a 👹water melon👹 - Sophie
Ruin their lives *several things fall* - Jace
✨marcī✨ - 7a
(Of Marcus)I hate genders - Sophie
Mr. Wright: Don't quote me on that
Sophie: Quoted
Nate: Khloey?Yeah for possession - Mr Wright
Ecce homo - Mr Wright
(Behold person)That was a surprisingly high amount of people - Robert
Davus you're a slave - Bee
Robert: how many? How many?
Bee: hm?
Robert: *shakes head in disappointment*Robert there cant be two men - Bee
Brian: It's to white
Jonah: Your to whiteJonah: AHHH THEYRE WHITE
Bee: Not really
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