Transformers headcannons/bloopers/oneshots (CLOSED)

Bloopers

When the trouble makers mess with ratchet to much

Sideswipe,mirage,bumblebee and jazz: *screaming and begging Ratchet to not hit them with a wrench*
Crosshairs: *scared for his life*
Drift: *sick of dealing with it*
Optimus: *internal yelling*
Deceptions: *worried about the autobots sanity*
Ratchet: *on the verge of disassembleing 4 bots with a wrench*

When Optimus doesn't get his Energon coffee

Sideswipe: *ranting about smth*
Mirage: *cowering in the cower thinking something's gonna happen*
Ratchet: *chuckling*
Optimus: *eye twitch* sideswipe, if you don't stop talkng I'm going to quite frankly take you doorwings and shove them down your throat.
Sideswipe: *cowering with mirage after the sentence* A-alright boss
Ratchet, Crosshairs, Drift and Ironhide: *trying to control laughter*
Mirage: *Shoving sideswipe forward and bolting outta there*

Bumblebee: .:.Boss can I get revenge on Megatron?.:.
Optimus: No bee, revenge is not the way.
Miko, laughing in the corner: ORION WE NEED HELP!
Orion has taken over
Orion: Yes son, use Bricks.
Miko in the back dying

Mirage: Boss! We need some help over here!
Optimus over com link: it had better be important I'm ✨Napping✨
Mirage: Pardon?-
Optimus cuts the com link

Megatron and Optimus are sparring for a scene
Bumblebee: *Epicly vibing to music in the back*
Mirage: *joining him*
Ironhide: *questioning why these people are on the cast*
Optimus: *dying*
Megatron: *winning*
Sideswipe: *Vibing*
Ratchet: *Trying to get the leaders attention*

Optimus: *Sleeping on the wall for the 50th time*
Ratchet: *Trying to ignore him snoring*
The whole base: *thinking their under attack because of snoring*

*Bee holding a knife looking innocent*
Optimus: WHY. WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM A KNIFE!?
Ratchet: Because he said he felt unsafe
Optimus: Now i feel unsafe!
Ratchet:...im sorry
Ratchet: would you like a knife?

Ratchet: Why are your tongues purple?
Magnus: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Optimus: I had a red one.
Ratchet: oh
Ratchet:
Ratchet: OH
Bee:
Bee: You drank each other's slushies?

Optimus: Listen, I can explain...
Ratchet: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
Magnus: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
Bee: You guys are getting paid?

Starscream: *Screams*
Megatron: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Ratchet: Should we do something?
Optimus: No, I want to see who wins.

*Optimus's helping Ratchet out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Magnus: How does Ratchet look?
Bee: A little better than you, actually.

Optimus: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Magnus: What did you do?
Optimus: Nobody died.
Magnus: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!