Transformers headcannons/bloopers/oneshots (CLOSED)

Ironhide x Sideswipe (Bayverse)

Sideswipes heat hit so hard Ratchet made him stay in his berthroom for fear of the mechs scent driving everyone mad. Sideswipe was in constant pain and since Jazz nor Mirage would help him he had to self service to even relive the pain for a second, he hated it. Then Ironhide came, the mech had always had an affinity to Sideswipe and when he heard the mech he liked was in a painful heat he gathered the nerves and went to the berthroom. "Sideswipe? Can I come in?" Ironhide asked , "s-sure but ignore *hah* the mess." Sideswipe responded from inside. Ironhide opened the door and was hit by a strong metallic scent, he coughed and fanned his servo in front of his face. "Primus Sides your scent-" Sideswipe gave a low whine as he kicked his wheels over the berth edge, "What did ya need 'Hide? I'm not much *hah* help right now." He said with a strained chuckle, Ironhide was fighting his instincts and huffed. "Came to talk and distract ya from your... situation." He said calmly. "I don't need a distraction I need *pant* help...please?" Sideswipe half begged half whined, "You want me to what now?- Sideswipe you know Ratchet would kill me and call it assault." Ironhide said gently, moving to sit on the edge of the berth with Sideswipe.

"Don't care...want relief...please 'Hide?..." Sideswipe whined, wiggling over and sitting himself in the mechs lap. Ironhide blushed but let his servos gently caress the smaller mech in his lap, Sideswipe purred and leaned into the touch as his wheeled pedes wrapped around Ironhides waist. Ironhide chuckled, "Sideswipe your scent is driving me crazy." He purred gently, engine giving a rumble. Sideswipe rubbed against the larger mechs thigh and gave a low whine as his already hot frame heated up more, Ironhide hummed and let the poor mech grind against his thigh. "Poor thing you really haven't gotten relief have you?" Ironhide hummed in sympathy. Sideswipe panted and nodded as he continued, audials turned downwards. Ironhide sighed, moving his servo to the mechs helm he gave a gentle pet along the many sensitive areas. Sideswipe purred louder as his panel snapped back, his valve wet, he grabbed Ironhides free servo with a whine and lead it to his valve. Ironhide understood and hummed, tracing the valve lip before plunging a digit in. Sideswipe leaned his helm onto Ironhide chest plate and his servos also found the mechs chest, "hah...h-hide...ah!" Ironhide hummed and added a second digit, scissoring the wriggling mech on his lap. Sideswiped panted heavily, nibbling Ironhides neck cables he could reach as he ground down against the digits. Ironhide chuckled and added a third digit as he went in knuckle deep, "AH! Ngh... I-Ironhide!" Sideswipe whimpered, shuttering his optics as he panted. Ironhide added a fourth digit and hummed, his other servo rubbing Sideswipes audials. Sideswipe clung to the mech as he shifted his hips against the digits, "How about I give you something else Hm?" Ironhide purred as he removed his digits and clicked his own panel open. Sideswipe greedily moved and lifted himself onto Ironhides spike before lowering himself, "Ngh! S-so hah large..." Sideswipe huffed as his faceplates flushed a deep blue. Ironhide chuckled, "Such a needy mech." The weapons specialist hummed as he ran a servo over the sensitive audials of Sideswipe while his other servo went and helped the mech ride his considerable large spike. Sideswipe huffed as he took a minute to adjust, small whines and pants coming from his intake. Ironhide rubbed his servo gently over the front liners helm before lifting him up and shoving the mech down, Sideswipe yelped before moaning as he bucked his hips downwards to meet the thrust before bouncing up and down. Ironhide panted slightly as his servos went back to guiding the front liners hips, Sideswipe wiggled when he came down and panted before finally overloading with a cry and his servos latched onto Ironhides plating, said mech came almost silently as he muted his vocalizer. Ironhide lifted the spent mech off his spike before picking him up taking him to Sideswipes private washracks, closing his panel on the way.
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I love this ship I don't know why lol
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