Transformers headcannons/bloopers/oneshots (CLOSED)

Smexy headcannons

I was in math class fricking imagining these 💀👏🏻
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-all cybertronians can remove their armor but normally don't which makes their protoform very sensitive
-Cybertronians get a monthly heat cycle in which males give off a strong, metallic scent to attract someone to help their needs
-Mechs can have early heat cycle if their aroused by someone they like (normally a mate) or if their in extreme emotional distress
-when interfacing some cybertronians take off their armor while some don't
-Doorwings,Audio receptors (especially movable ones like Optimus and Ironhide) and Headlights are very pleasurable to a bot when teased
-a bots cooling fans can be quite loud and often times are on all the time during heats
-femmes aren't AS sensitive as a mech but still sensitive
-Humans like Lennox can tell when a bots in heat and normally will put them in a hanger by themselves or with their partner
-bots have a certain spot on their neck cabling that acts as a sweet spot, find it and that bot will be almost begging
-some boys have two valves
-A bots spike can be modded although certain bots like Minimus and Optimus have natural mods
-The central fuel line is located on the front of the throat cables and is extremely sensitive

Character headcannons!

-(all) Bees aren't innocent TvT
-Optimus and Ultra Magnus go hard when their in heat (if yk then yk)
-Ratchet (all of them of them) won't let anyone frag them if their in heat unless the person is trusted
-Sideswipe, BV! Bumblebee and Mirage normally will help each other in heat
-tfp! Smokescreen and Tfp! Bumblebee help each other with heat
-Crosshairs and Ironhide hate their heats and normally stay in one place the whole time in alt mode
-Drift (sometimes) can control his heat
-BV! Optimus never acknowledges his heat unless it interferes with his work
-BV! Optimus' scent given off during heat is the strongest being a prime and he can't control it
-Wheeljack actually hates his heat but will spend it with Ratchet due to Ratchtes smell calming him
-Bulkhead tries to hide his heat
-Arcee goes out of the base when in heat due to her instincts telling her get a mech to frag her
-Hound and Ironhide normally will complain and groan OR mess with weapons while in Heat

Ships
These are for normal OR heat
-SmokeBee (smokescreen x Bumblebee)
-IronWrench (Ironhide x Ratchet)
-WheelRatch (Wheeljack x Ratchet)
-IronSides (Ironhide x Sideswipe)
-UltraWheel (Ultra Magnus x Wheeljack)
-JazzSides (Jazz x sideswipe)
-BeeCee (Bumblebee x Arcee)
-OpWrench (Optimus x Ratchet)
-OpMagnus (Ultra Magnus x Optimus )
-CrossDrift (Crosshairs x Drift)
-DriftBee (Drift x Bumblebee)
-Op-1 (Optimus x Elita-1)
-MirSide (Mirage x Sideswipe)