Transformers headcannons/bloopers/oneshots (CLOSED)

Tfp headcannons

Optimus:
-wise and calm leader who is actually pretty quiet
-if he puts his mouth guard up, you've messed up
-he'll cuss if in extreme pain...and surprise everyone when it happens
-30' tall, shorter than his Bayverse counterpart
-Has hidden bio lights that he normally keeps off
-hates energon and fire
-when alone he lets any emotions he has hidden out. Only when he's walked the base to make sure it's empty

Ratchet:
-touch deprived and s3x deprived, teasing will cause an overload if done right
-26' tall
-Tsundre and calm
-if he trusts you he'll laugh around you
-annoyed easily
-many many scars but most are hidden
-he actually has the best bedside manner

Bulkhead:
-wrecker boi
-he's actually quite graceful but his big frame makes it hard
-24' tall
-hates seeing energon, hence using wrecking balls/hammer to beat instead of cut or blast
-he has guns, just never uses them
-chubby boi
-sensitive if someone is yelling

Wheeljack:
-flirty and sarcastic he loves to tease ratchet
-28' tall
-he's pretty chill around other people
-sword master
-balance,agility and speed are his strong suits
-bulkheads best bud
-loyal to the auto bot cause, he'll listen to OP

Arcee:
-calm
-big sister figure
-overprotective of partners
-PTSD and trauma of seeing people die
-Bee's chill bestie
-always loyal to the cause
-only femme on the team she is sassy and the boys joke about it

Bumblebee:
-OP's lieutenant and most trusted scout
-loves to race with knockout in spare time, they were best friends before they both chose different sides
-cares about Raf and knockout more then himself
-24' tall
-Caring but mute he speaks through beeps and radio, ratchet blames himself for this
-protective
-always follows orders and the bots respect him

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