Yandere Death Note Oneshots

Pen | L and Light

(Warning: This has taken a crack headed approach and I had a stroke writing this)

Life is difficult enough being pursued by a crazy admirer.

Life is even more difficult when said admirer joins forces with another infatuated psycho.

But, what really makes life truly difficult, is the fact that said admirers were both Kira and the greatest detective in the world.

You might ask, how did this happen? 

Let's rewind to a few weeks ago...

You were starting your first year at the prestigious University of Tokyo. Only the top of the top get in and you were nothing short. You were the best. You thought you were the best. 

At least, not until you met Light Yagami. It was hard to miss him, especially when straight girls and non-hetero guys were squealing about him like chattering mice. Despite his rather handsome appearance, you always thought he seemed a little too perfect. Model like hair, killer smile and weird eyes that turned red every time he met up with the homeless hobo who also attended the university.

You thought you were the best? 

Emphasis on was.

You always came second to the hobo cosplayer and the guy whose last name was 'Im a gay', because somehow, they always came tied. Despite their rivalry, you always thought they had something going on due to the fact that every time they say something to each other, they always trail off like they were having a long monologue. Probably their confession of love, after all, Lights last name must be a sign.

Coincidence, I think not.

You could almost hear the fresh, juicy gossip that echoed around campus a couple months ago. The details of that day were a little fuzzy to you because you hadn't realized the importance of a moment that occurred in those 24 hours, but your admirers remembered it crystal clear.

Your H/C hair styled how it normally was. The way your eyes shone and twinkled at them, when in reality, you were getting a little teared over how good Lights manicure was.

While you were ranting in your head about how unfair life was, the panda cosplayer, interested over why Light was acting this way about you giving him your pen, walked over. Or rather, practically crawled because his head was bobbing dangerously close to the ground like an anglerfish's lantern.