BBQ ~ jackass fanfiction

Wake up party boy, its time for partying!

Im using the image to show off this really sexy picture chris just posted

You woke up early hobbling to the bathroom to shower, you knew the boys where filming and you wanted to go out with them . After you got out your shower you brushed your hair and brushed your teeth before putting on your 'My dick is hard' yellow print teeshirt and gray ripped jeans making yourself a coffee. The boys usually started waking up at 9am and it was 8am so that gave you time to finnish your coffee in peace plus the boys never knew you were going so they probably will think your just asleep.

As soon as the clock struck 9am you grabbed your small satchel and put on chris's gray hoodie and headed to him and steve-os room, you waited at the door and heard the loud snores of both the men.

*BANG BANG BANG*

You punched there door as hard as you could to wake them up unpleasantly.

"What the fuck!" Chris's tired raspy voice sounded from inside the room before he stormed over to the door "WHA-" he opened the door screaming before noticing it was you and smiling goofily "morning y/n! Anything i can do you for?" He rubbed his red tired eyes and lent against the door frame "morning chris! Is steve in?" He turned round looking at steve-os bed analysing his sheets "yup!" You barged past the taller man making him stumble back "WAKE UP!" You screamed in steve-os ear making him jump and stare up as if he was about to scream before realising it was you "oh morning!" He sat up rubbing his also red tired eyes "whos filming today?" Steve-o looked over at chris to see if he knew "i am today and tonight we are filming that stupid ass panda thing" chris said adding a laugh to the end of his sentence making you raise your brow at him "oh you didnt know? Me and the boys are putting on panda suits and terrorising the sweet people of japan" chris said with a heroic tone in his voice making you and steve-o laugh "im coming along" you said to the boys making them look at eachother "but your leg?" Steve-o said to you looking worried "its fine! Ill live! Im not a frail old woman" you rolled your eyes at them making steve-o shrug and turn around going back to bed leaving you and chris

"Soooo how are you?" Chris said sitting next to you fixing your hair from the back making your body shiver a little "im okay just tired" chris gave you an understanding smile "cmere let's get you a new zipper that one stinks of smoke" he slowly unzipped the zipper and moved it off ypur sholders before shoving it into his dirty washing basket and walking over to his wardrobe

"come on" he said signalling you over, you walked over to his wardrobe and looked in seeing a bunch of clean zippers "what do you want to wear?" You took a look in as he looked at you blushing slightly "you pick!" You said excitedly closing your eyes "oh thats fun" you hear him say enthusiastically as the clothes hangers started to clang together "Here! Ill put it on you, keep your eyes closed please" you removed your hands from your eyes scrunching your eyes together and heard him giggle softly

"my dick is hard"

You gasp and open my eyes feeling your face blossom red "WHAT?" You stood back from him in shock, what the fuck! "NO YOUR SHIRT!" He pointed to your shirt his face slowly turning scarlet too, you suddenly remembered that your shirt said 'my dick is hard' "oh.." you look up at him and you both start wheezing at the same time uncontrollably "oh im sorry y/n i didnt mean to make you uncomfy" he said still laughing, the zipper now lying on the floor as he hugged you tightly "right let me get this fucking thing on you now, turn around" you turn your back to him as he slowly puts a huge baggy zipper over your sholders that smelt like him even more than the last one "love it" you said in a 'cool' tone as he claps his hands "beautiful"

The next hour you spent with chris joking around and talking, the conversation flowed.

*KNOCK KNOCK*