Luck o' the Irish (male oc x female OC)

Meeting an old friend

Allen POV
I wake up early, seeing V was still passed out, oddly enough she managed to wind up face down ass up, despite the fact we were spooning when we fell asleep, it was very interesting to see honestly. I decided maybe I should be a nice boyfriend and make her some breakfast, Y'know, not make her cook for me again. I get up and decide on what to make, some good old fashioned breakfast hash! I walked downstairs, hearing some lovey dovey sounds coming from the room Farrell and Adrianna were in. Dawww, he's getting snuggies! I walk into the kitchen and rummage through the cupboards and pantries trying to find stuff to make breakfast hash with, but all I can find that I need is potatoes. Why am I not surprised? I decided to go to the store quick, so I grab my car keys because I don't feel like literally running to the store today. I drive, seeing a medium sized car with a oddly large USMC sticker on the windshield, I'm like 95% sure that's illegal but, who's gonna fuck with a marine? Well actually, it's completely possible that they're not a marine and just closely related to one. Anyways, I pulled into the parking lot, that same car pulling in as well as I put my parking brake. I get out just as he was getting out, and holy Mary Mother of Joseph that's Joseph! He hadn't noticed me yet, thankfully, I want to surprise him. I walk behind him, concealing my gas masked face so he wouldn't recognize me. I follow him around the grocery and produce areas of the store. Soon he goes to the alcohol section of the store, probably needing something to dull the pain of life with for a while. I walk up to him, and tap him on the shoulder.

Tox: "excuse me sir?"

Joseph: "wha?"

He turned around and saw me. The look that overcame him was one of pure joy and happiness, he obviously remembered me. The first thing he did was give me a big bear hug, he gives oddly good hugs.

Joseph: "god I haven't seen you in what, three years?"

Tox: "not since Sabretooth, it's nice to see you again Joe"

Joseph: "and it's nice to see you again too man, I'm sorry about stealing your cocoa beverage powder back then"

Tox: "THAT WAS YOU?!"

Joseph: "yeah, Uhh, sorry"

That BITCH!

Tox: "that was the best part of the MREs you dickhead!"

Joseph: "I KNOW"

We look at each other and just start laughing our asses off. As we let each other go I look at his shirt. Baggy sweatshirt with a gay pride patch on his shoulder, I chuckled.

Joseph: ?

Tox: "the patch on your shoulder, you finally decided to come out huh?"

Joseph: "uhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

His face completely blanked, he looked like he was trying to come up with a excuse for why he had it on, I decided to let him come up with one. I knew he was gay, not from the way he talked, but he'd always stare at Aaron with a look of longing, or one of lovestruckedness. Eventually he gave a excuse

Joseph: "it's, Uhh, my brother's jacket, he let me use it because I couldn't find myself one"

Tox: "dude, I don't care if you're gay or not, you should really know this by now"

Joseph: "..."

Tox: "c'mon, I think I know some you'll LOVE to see"

Joseph: ?

We get our stuff and go to our cars, him following pretty close to me on the highway. As we arrive at the Fazfox home he looked at me with a look that said "what the fuck?" I responded with one that said "trust the process!" We walked in and the person I was most hoping to be downstairs was, Aaron. Joe's mouth dropped to the floor, so did Aaron's. I think they had the hots for each other. Anyways, I blink and the two were hugging by the time my eyes opened. Damn, for being seven foot tall, they both move fucking quick. They're just hugging, having a grand time.

Aaron: "missed you fuckface"

Joseph: "missed you too dickhead"

Aaron: "lmao"

Joseph: "lol"

They chatted for a long time, and I think Joe even started flirting near the end, like  obvious flirting, but Aaron somehow completely bashed through it without a single word going into his skull, and it was obvious Joe was getting frustrated. He threw me a "how can a guy be so fucking dense?" I just looked back and shrugged. Soon I walked over to the kitchen to start cooking, which I did. As I finished up V walked down, sniffing the air.

V: "fookin ell lad, what's that amazing smell?"

Tox: "made u sum breakiefast"

V: "daaaaawwww thanks babe!"

She leaned over the pot, giving a gander at the hash, "unfortunately" however, she gave me a tiddy hat, I say unfortunately with the heaviest quotation marks I can. It was very nice. I reluctantly separated my head from her chest, and went and got the table set as someone I didn't see very often walk down, Clover. He had bags under his eyes, a shabby newsboy cap in his hands, a loose fitting sweatshirt with MIT on the front, and black sweatpants. He nods a hello, but I want some conversation.

Tox: "Morning Clove"

Clover: ?

Tox: "Just saying good mornin, Y'know, human interaction?"

Clover: "I'm not a fan of that"

He walked back upstairs, well I got something, better than nothing, I'll break him out of his shell. I sit down after clearing and setting the table, V decided that she wanted to bring breakfast over as Farrell and Adrianna walked downstairs, holding hands of course. He was wearing boxers and a t shirt, she was wearing a baggy sweatshirt and some sweatpants that had a knot on one side, implying that they were big on her so she tied them so they'd fit. The other two boys in the living room walked in to eat

Aaron: "Mornin"

Farrell: "Hey all you amazing people"

Adrianna: "Howdy Ho, and thanks to whoever made breakfast"

Tox: "that'd be I, and no problem"

V brought it over

Tox: "thanks hon"

V: "no problem babe"

We proceed to eat, and bullshit with each other, making sure to have fun. Adrianna is a very fun addition to the household, being a good counter to Farrell's shy high head with down to earth quips in response to what he says. On the whole, it's been a good day, and one that many should enjoy. That's about as advanced we got that day, but, it was a lazy day again, not much to do. So, I think I'll take a nap, but that proved to be a bad idea.

Chapter end