Cecile--the real shi TM
*Remi-- Equality
*Elaine-- Fukk equality
Blyke--Ass
Isen--cake stealing rat--> Isen
Arlo--Daddy👨👦👦
John--Mommy
*Seraphina--Sera
EvieFamil bondung🏡
1:23pmMommy: Im dying
Daddy👨👦👦: again? Atsonishing
Daddy👨👦👦: is this the 5th time this week? Truly amazing
Real shi TM: dibs on decorating the coffin
Isen: i have a few stickers
Mommy: when the fuck did ur name get changed
Sera: do any of them perhaps spell out w-h-o-r-e?
Mommy: WHAT
Mommy: IM NOT A WHORE
Sera: the name u gave arlo says otherwise johnny
Isen: im missing an e :(
Evie: i have a e sticker! Its bright pink tho
Sera: even better, bless ur precious bean soul :)
Evie: ╭(′▽‵)╯
Fukk equality: so wholesome <3
Mommy: last time i checked bully the cripple day was on Wednesday
Ass: oh
Sera:oh
Isen: oh
Real shi TM: oh
Fukk equality: oh
Daddy👨👦👦: i dont give a fuck
Mommy: repeating phrases ur mom said when she had u isnt very cool
Daddy👨👦👦: nor is repeating phrases and songs from various kid shows
Daddy👨👦👦: unless my memory has gone bad were u not singing paw patrol in while cleaning an empty classroom a week or two ago?
Daddy👨👦👦: or was that another helmet wearing idiot
Mommy:
Mommy: listej here u mpmmy issue flled fuckbyy i wyll trqaxk down u ur familt and everyone who u hold dear, ########### 5hen replqce their pantries with prunes, track you down beat the evry lovpng shpt out of u then #### u violently until u break out in hives and combust into a shriveled pile of ###########
Daddy👨👦👦: a
Equality: how is he being censored
Equality: im not complaingmbut how (ಠ_ಠ )
Sera: john if i may ask what is that 4 letter word that u placed before "u"
Mommy: ITS NOT FUCKInG SUCKEvie: (  ̄ー ̄;)ゞ
Fukk equality: the bean is being tainted
Equality: im not liking the energy that we have created in the studio today
Sera:🤕💕
Sera: since im a very caring friend, why you are experiencing a near death situation john?
Mommy: i needed help studying, but i dont feel very loved here so nvm :(((
Evie: wow! Thats very life threatening
Mommy: ...i know this probably isnt her throwing shade because beans are incapable,
Mommy: bUt GODDAMN TNAT HURT
Mommy: im running away from home, fuck this family 😭
Equality: naaaoooooooooooooo :(
Daddy👨👦👦: im glad u know
Sera: im busy, study with arlo ❤❤❤
Mommy: fail my exams instead? Sounds great!
Daddy👨👦👦: no.
Mommy: see, its a mutual agreement
Sera: sigh, you force my hand in these situations johnny
Mommy: wh
Mommy: ASJOORD45HK,
Mommy: SJKKLLLLLLLLLLLL,,,..,,MJJHU89P
Ass: WHATBTHE FUKM
Ass: JESU CHRIST ATLEAST KNOCK FIRST
Mommy: assdHJJJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Isen: what happend bro? 🤕
Equality: he died again?
Isen: two funerals in one day? Expensive
Fukk equality: as a wise man once said, "if worse comes to worse just stack em"
Isen:AHSJJSJSJS
The real shi TM: LMAOM
Isen: john is fr rolling in his grave rn
Ass: bro
Ass: john just Died
Isen: we kinda gssed that by the intense screaming bro
Ass: sera just kicked the door down, knocked him out n dragged him away
Fukk equality: sounds about right
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Mission Jarlo 👬💕💅
1:30pm
*Elaine--cupid
Seraphina
*Isen
Blyke
Remi
Seraphina: mission complete, dropped him off at arlos houseIsen: LMAO u sound like a soccer mom dropping off her kid at dayczre
Blyke: wbat if he doesnt let him in tho
Seraphina: thats why i booted him inside ❤
Isen: w h a t?
Remi: the plan is in action 😼
Seraphina: i was kinda sceptical abt this whole plan but this is honestly fun
Seraphina: as long as john doesnt get hurt ofc..
Remi: 😊😊
Blyke: not to judge but why are there nails in the group name
Isen: it was radiating homo so i put it there
Remi: ...i kinda see it now
Cupid: SKSKSKS
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Extra! Thanks for the support!!!!!!1. ("Mission Jarlo👬💕💅" was originally formed as a prank somewhere around ch7 by Isen and Elaine but turned into something more serious later on)
2.(The star before their name in gcs is showing who has admin)
3.(It is now 3 weeks after the turf wars incident)
/ I love how nobody questioned if "they" got caught snuggling after everyone woke up
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