This is a personal fave of mine, so. The video has nothing to do with it, but I was listening to it while publishing it. It kinda works. It's way funnier.
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Prompt: Reunion
"It's been so long,"Chris Tomlin said.
He shook everyone's hand-except of course, Vince's.
"This is.. an interesting arrangement,"Joel said, shaking his hand.
"Whatever does that mean?"Tomlin inquired.
"Well, we're more fun and uh, less uptight, than you."
"Do you consider his country phase uptight?"Vince asked.
"Well, it's not fun, that's for sure."
"Agreed,"Ben said. "It's funny."
"Anyway, I hope this time we will be more civil-"
"We're here!"Micheal Colton Dixon yelled, running into the room, followed by his posse.
"You were saying?"Joel asked, a subtle smirk emerging on his face.
Tomlin sighed. "Just don't give me a makeover or dye my hair turquoise while I sleep."
"Who would ever do that?"Joel inquired, keeping a neutral face. Courtney had done the makeover while Vince and Joel dyed his hair. The old benadryl-in-the-smoothie trick they'd borrowed from Psych had worked like a charm.
"Please, we all know it was you,"Tomlin said coldly.
"Proof?"
"Your horrible attitude towards people?"
"What horrible attitude? People love me! More than you, for sure, no one loves Chris Tomlin,"Joel went on. "Maybe your wife, but I doubt it-"
Vince widened his eyes, trying to warn Joel to back off. Chris Tomlin was harmless until he wasn't.
"I will ruin your marriage,"Chris threatened.
"Fine. I'd like to see you try."
Joel, Vince mouthed. Shut the hell up.
"I hope you jump off the piano and snap your back!"Tomlin yelled.
Ben's eyes widened and he grabbed Daniel Jones for safety.
"I hope every candy you eat tastes like licorice!"Joel shot back.
Lame, Joel, Vince thought. The man wants to kill you and you're throwing childish insults.
"I hope you die alone!"
Tomlin, you okay, man? Vince wondered.
"I hope your hair falls off and your back grows bent and you're unable to do anything but be the miserable old geezer you are!"Joel shouted.
They gasped.
"It's on,"Tomlin announced, his voice angry and cold.
"Oh, it's on,"Joel agreed. He glared right into Tomlin's eyes.
"What's on?"Ben asked.
"First person to end the other's marriage -"
"Are you stupid?"Vince asked. "Your marriage? Why can't you just fight each other like usual?"
"Because that's what we always do,"Joel said.
"Yeah, we need to spice it up a bit,"Tomlin agreed.
"Should we tell 'em?"Ben whispered to Vince.
"We'll have to see which causes the most damage to them,"Vince replied.
"Good plan,"Daniel whispered, his eyes still on the dueling men.
"Let's swear on it,"Joel said.
"No spitting,"Vince said.
They spat.
"Oh, God, I hate these people,"Vince groaned.
"With that, I agree,"Ben said.
