The Beatles In Wonderland

Mad Tea Party (Part 1)

The sound of music echoes nearby. "How very curious." Said George.

Singing occurs as well, it's the Mad Hatter and March Hare.

March Hare: If there are no objections
Let it be unanimous!

Mad Hatter: A very merry unbirthday...

March Hare: A very merry unbirthday...

Both: A very merry unbirthday to us!

The Beatles realize they've stumbled upon a party. "Now this is my kind of setting!" Said Ringo with a smile. "Have you ever seen a tea party like this one?" Asked Paul. "No, but it looks like fun. Let's see who's in charge." Said John.

The Mad Hatter and March Hare continue singing.

March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to me.

Mad Hatter: To who?

March Hare: To me.

Mad Hatter: Oh you!

March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to you.

Mad Hatter: Who, me?

March Hare: Yes, you.

Mad Hatter: Oh me!

March Hare: Let's all congratulate us
With another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to you!

The Beatles applaud, drawing attention to the party animals, who look at them suspiciously. "No room, no room, no room, no room, no room, no room, no room!" They said at the same time. "But we thought there's plenty of room." Ringo said. "Ah, but it's very rude to sit down without being invited!" Said the March Hare. "I'll say it's rude. Its very very rude, indeed! Hah!" Said the Mad Hatter. "Very very very rude, indeed." Said a mouse inside one of the teapots.

"Oh, we're very sorry." John said. "But we did enjoy your singing, and I wondered if you could tell us..." Paul began. "You enjoyed our singing?" The March Hare asked. "Oh, what delightful young men! Hah! I'm so excited, we never get compliments! You must have a cup of tea!" The Mad Hatter said. "Ah, yes indeed! The tea, you must have a cup of tea!" Said the March Hare.

"That would be very nice. We're sorry we interrupted your birthday party." George said. "Birthday? My good man, this is not a birthday party!" The March Hare said. "Of course not! This is an unbirthday party!" Said the Mad Hatter. "Unbirthday? Why, I'm sorry, but we don't quite understand." Said Paul.

"Its very simple. Now, thirty days have sept... no, when... an unbirthday, if you have a birthday then you... haha... they don't know what an unbirthday is!" Said the March Hare. "How silly! I shall elucidate!" The Mad Hatter said.

The two party animals explain unbirthdays.

Mad Hatter: Now statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday.

March Hare: Imagine, just one birthday every year.

Mad Hatter: Ahhh, but there are 364 unbirthdays!

March Hare: Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer!

John: Why, then today is my unbirthday too!

March Hare: It is?

Mad Hatter: What a small world this is.

March Hare: In that case... a very merry unbirthday.

John: To me?

Mad Hatter: To you!

March Hare: A very merry unbirthday.

John: For me?

Mad Hatter: For you! Now blow the candle out, good sir, and make your wish come true!

John blows out the candles, and the cake shoots into the air like a rocket.

March Hare & Mad Hatter: A very merry unbirthday to you!

The cake explodes like fireworks as the Dormouse slowly comes down.

Dormouse: Twinkle, twinkle, little bat,
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky!