"Oh! Your Majesty!" Said John. "Yes, good sir?" Said the queen. "Look, there he is now!" Said Ringo. "He? Where? Who?" The queen asked. "The Cheshire Cat!" Said Paul. "Cat?!" Said the queen in shock. "Cat? Cat!!! Cat, cat, cat, cat!" Yelled the Dormouse. He starts running around in a panic. Everyone tries to catch him.
"The jam! The jam! By order of the king!" Said the king. "Let me have it!" The queen said. Jam gets thrown in her face, then the king hits her in the head with the gavel. He passes it to the others and they frantically pass it.
"Somebody's head is going to roll for this! A-ha!" Said the queen as she sees the gavel and jam in the hands of the Beatles. "Lads, the mushroom!" Said George. He and the others eat the two pieces at the same time. "Off with their..." The queen began. She pauses when she sees the Beatles grow so big.
The cardsmen point their spears at the lads. "Oh, please, we're not afraid of you! You're nothing but a pack of cards!" Paul said. "Rule 42, all persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately." The king said. "We're not a mile high! And we're not leaving." Ringo said. "Sorry! Rule 42, you know." Said the queen.
"And as for you, Your Majesty! Your Majesty, indeed! You're not a queen, but just a fat, pompous, bad tempered old ty... tyrant..." John said as he and the other Beatles shrunk again. The queen chuckles. "And uh... what were you saying, good sir?" She asked sweetly. "Well, he simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant." Said the Cheshire Cat.
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!!!!" The queen yelled. "You heard what her majesty said! Off with their heads!" Said the king. The cardsmen chase after the Beatles and try to capture them.
Elsewhere, other Wonderland characters are running around in circles.
Wonderland Characters: Forward, backward, inward, outward,
Here we go again!
No one ever loses
And no one can ever win
Backward, forward, outward, inward,
Bottom to the top...
Queen: Off with their heads! Off with their heads!
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The Beatles In Wonderland
ComédieJoin the Beatles as they follow the White Rabbit into a topsy-turvy world. Based on Disney's "Alice In Wonderland" (1951)
