The Beatles In Wonderland

Mad Watch

"No, no, no, no! No time, no time, no time! Hello, goodbye! I'm late! I'm late!" Said the White Rabbit as he arrived onto the scene. "The White Rabbit!" Said George. "Oh, I'm so late! I'm so very very late!" The White Rabbit cried. The Mad Hatter snatches his watch. "Well, no wonder you're late! Why, this clock is exactly two days slow!" Said the Mad Hatter. "Two days slow?" Asked the White Rabbit.

"Of course you're late! My goodness. We'll have to look into this. A-ha! I see what's wrong with it! Why, this watch is full of wheels!" The Mad Hatter said as he opened the watch. "Oh, my poor watch! Oh, my wheels! My springs! But... but... but... but... but... but... but..." The White Rabbit said. "Butter! Of course, we need some butter! Butter!" Said the Mad Hatter. "Butter!!" Yelled the March Hare. "Butter?" Asked the White Rabbit.

"Butter, oh, thank you, butter. Ha ha. Yes, that's fine." The Mad Hatter said. "Oh no no, no no no you'll get crumbs in it!" The White Rabbit said. "Oh, this is the very best butter! What are you talking about?" Said the Mad Hatter. "Tea?" The March Hare asked. "Tea! Oh, I never thought of tea! Of course!" The Mad Hatter said. "No, not tea!" Cried the White Rabbit. "Sugar?" Asked the March Hare. "Sugar. Two spoons, yes, ha, two spoons. Thank you, yes." Said the Mad Hatter.

"Be careful!" The White Rabbit cried. "Jam?" The March Hare asked. "Jam! I forgot all about jam!" The Mad Hatter said. "No, not jam!" Said the White Rabbit. "Yes, sure you want, it's nice to see." Said the Mad Hatter. "Mustard?" Asked the March Hare. "Mustard? Yes, but... Mustard? Don't let's be silly! Lemon, that's different, that's... yes! That should do it." The Mad Hatter said. He closes the watch afterwards.

All of a sudden, the watch starts going crazy. "Look at that!" Said the Mad Hatter. "Its going mad!" The March Hare said. "Oh my goodness!" Said Paul. "Oh dear!" The White Rabbit said. "Mad watch! MAD WATCH!!! MAD WATCH!!!!!! There's only one way to stop a mad watch!" Said the March Hare. He smashes the watch with the gavel, breaking it into pieces.

"Two days slow, that's what it is." The Mad Hatter said. "Oh, my watch!" Cried the White Rabbit. "It was?" Asked the Mad Hatter. "And it was an unbirthday present too." The White Rabbit said. "In that case..." The March Hare began.

A very merry unbirthday to you!

"Mister Rabbit! Oh, Mister Rabbit! Oh, now where did he go to?" Asked Ringo. "Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life!" Said John angrily. He and the other Beatles storm off.