Puss in boots oneshots (San Lorenzo)

The Trip

"WHERE IS MY BALLIE!?" The Mole King shouted. He onced again misplaced his ballie. And once again blaming San Lorenzo for it. Dulcinea gestured the children inside the orphanage.

"Uh exscuse me..hello? Um your highness I promise we had nothing to do with your ballie." Dulcinea responded calmly.

"WHERES THAT ORANGE CAT IN SHOES! IM SURE HE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS!" The queen shouted.

"Umm..Puss hasn't been in town since the last few days." Pajuna responded.

"Oh? And why is that!?" The Mole King shouted.

"Because something came up that Puss had to take care of. But he hasn't been back in a while." Dulcinea responded.

"UGH IDC! I WILL TEAR THIS PLACE TO THE GROWN UNTIL I GET MY BALLIE!" He screamed as he kicked over wagons of apples.

"Mr. Mole King please. We don't have your ballie..and nor does Puss in fact he would want nothing to do with your ballie." Dulcinea said.

"Moley. Perhaps she's right I mean..why would they want to start a war they cannot finish?" The queen said as she placed her hand on his shoulder.
The Mole King was hesitate. But then he let out a sigh and calmed down.

"But seriously have any of you seen his Ballie?"
The Queen asked. Everyone shook there head no. The queen's ears went down in sadness and sympathetic. She knows that her husband is going to have a huge melt down on the town of he doesn't get his Ballie.

"Molely please...maybe you left it in my rabbits burrow?" The queen said. They eventually went back down the big hole with peace. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"For once we didn't need Puss to fix this problem." Pajuna said.

"Maybe he's rubbing off on us." Dulcinea giggled. Little did they know that they wouldn't see Puss for another week.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW JACK!?" Puss Yelled as he had his paws gripped to the metal bars along with The Gild Of Darkness besides Phillip.

"Ahaha Puss, you act like I'm never treasure addicted." Jack laughed. He had Phillips tail in his grip with Phillip dangling. Puss gave out an angry growl.

"JACK..DROP HIM!" Puss yelled. Jack laughed and left the room with Phillip. Puss started banging on the bars in anger. Then someone pulled him back. It was Baltazar.

"Buddy calm down...we will get Phillip back from Jack. We just need the smart cat to calm his nerves before we have a plan." He said calmly. He let go of Puss's waist and Puss started thinking. He looked around the cell, the ground was made of hard dirt. Then he got an idea.

"Okay! Guys claws out we are going to dig out this cell!" Puss yelled. The two nodded and got to work.

"Oh come on man! What do you want with me anyways?" Phillip asked. He was stuck in a cage on the floor. With Jack at a desk with his feet on it.

"Oh well...nothing actually. It's Puss that I need." He said.

"Then why am I stuck!?"

"Heh well..Puss will save you somehow. But he needs to do that by giving me the money and treasure!" He laughed.

"But Puss doesn't have any Treasure!"

"Ahahah oh that's what you think. The key to the treasure house is in his pocket! And I want it."

Phillip rolled his eyes and looked up at the ceiling in shock. Puss was on the wood park of the ceiling. He had an angry look on his face. Soon Francois and Baltazar came behind him. Puss Signaled Phillip to distracted Jack.

"So....uhhh..we're you ever close with Puss?" Phillip asked.

"Man..you are filled with questions aren't you? But yes I was. But I only used him for treasure."

"That's very unthoughtful of you! Why would you do that?"

"Well...Puss is better at fighting..he also is great at treasure hunting. Like how do you think he found San Lorenzo."

Puss looked down at Phillip. He Kept hearing how Jack was only using him for the stupidest stuff. He focused on the task at hand. He fell on the ground quietly and pulled out his sword. Just as he was about to Attack Jack grabbed his paw and threw him across the room.

"Very clever Puss..But I knew you were here!"

Puss got up and had his sword in hand.

"Hey Moron, Thou shall not harm thous blood close to one!"

"OMG STOP TALKING LIKE THAT AND LETS JUST GET HIM!" The two black cats started attacking with there bad luck power. Puss shucked away and pick-locked the lock on Phillips Cage.

"Thanks Puss!" Phillip said as he ran out. The 4 cats retreated leaving Jack angry.

"Omg Puss that was insane!" Phillip said.

"Yeah buddy, you need to make better friends than that." Baltazar said.

"That I do don't I?" Puss responded. They were all walking back to San Lorenzo after 2 weeks of being gone.

"Man I really hope San Lorenzo is okay."

"Puss I'm sure the Senior Puss Squad could handle it for a while." Baltazar responded.

"Thou is correct in ways." Francois cut in.

"Yeah. But that Jack guy...he was insane Puss! How was he your friend?" Phillip asked.

"We'll long story short I wasn't all a good cat when me and Jack were friends. But then we parted our separate ways after a while, than I encountered San Lorenzo." Puss said.

All 4 of them came to the entrance where the Sphinx was doing her nails.

"Uh who seeks to enter San Lorenzo must answer me this riddle!" The Sphinx said. Then she looked down and had wide eyes of the sight of Puss.

"Yo Puss! I'm so glad your back in one piece."

"Believe me madam Sphinx...it was difficult even getting out of that situation in one piece."

"Well anyways you guys go on in. I'm gonna take a nap." Puss rolled his eyes and went inside with his friends.

As soon as he got to the main entrance of San Lorenzo he could see everyone at piece and nothing broken. He sighed in relief.

"Ginger! Your back!" El Blanco said as he gave Puss a big hug. The rest of the squad came in.

"It's happy to see all of you again after a while. So how was it?" Puss asked.

"Oh man Ginger...don't get me started with The Mole King..he misplaced his Ballie and blamed this town. And then blame you." El Blanco laughed with the Good Sword.

"Oh my lord. I swear he needs to stop blaming me for everything." Puss put his paw on his face.