Puss in boots oneshots (San Lorenzo)

Bounty

"Puss did you really have to bring your sword with you?" Dulcinea asked.

"Of course I do! You never know when danger approaches!" Puss replied.

"Oh Puss, it's just the forest what danger could be here?" She asked. Puss gave her the look of 'are you kidding me?'

"Okay maybe some parts of it are dangerous but not all of it!" Dulcinea said.

"Dulcinea, you've known me long enough to know that I always have my sword with me."

"Even when your having your personality disorders?" She asked calmly.

"My what?" He asked confused and stopped in his tracks. Dulcinea did the same.

"Oh Puss it's nothing to be ashamed of! It's just what's part of you!" She said with a cheerful tone.

"I am confused on what this 'personality Disorder' is."

"Oh it's where your brain differs to a different person you think you are! Like when you lost your boots you were someone else. Or when that coin gambled incident you were acting like a thief and a addict."

"Uhh... I am surprised you remember all that." He said with embarrassment.

"Of course I do! Friends remember everything." She giggled.

"Fine, fine, fine, let's just keep going." He said.

"Puss are you upset?" She asked.

"No of course not! I'm just on guard of things." He said.

The two of them walked together in the forest. It was kind of calming and fun especially with each others company.

"Did you ever once almost quit doing what you loved?" Dulcinea asked out of the blue.

"I was close into putting my sword down believe it or not." He said.

"Really!? The sword you love to pull out and battle with!?" She asked in shock.

"Yup!"

"BE QUIET FOR ONCE ZAPATA!" he finally snapped after the amount of pushing he got from Señora Zapata. She was always there to correct something Puss was doing wrong.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!?" She yelled back and leaned towards his face.

"I SAID WHAT I SAID! YOUR ALWAYS ON MY TAIL FOR THINGS! LIKE ITS REALLY CREEPY!"

"HAH! YOU SHOULDNT OF RUINED US FROM STEALING THAT COIN!" She yelled back with a smile.

"And after all that fighting with her, I almost gave up the heroism and my sword of anger. Seriously almost tossed it in a lake like X Cal-aver."

"Oh goodness, Señora Zapata can be too much sometimes with you. I'm really surprise how you have patience with her. I see how she yells at you for every little thing." She said calmly.

"Ehh I'm used to it before I met her."

"What? What do you mean?" Dulcinea asked.

"Jack, believe it or not our first adventure together he was not nice. I did one little mistake and he yells. Like really yells!"

"Ugh...I don't like Jack..." Dulcinea added.

"Yeah, he can be something sometimes."

"How do you deal with that stuff? Did you ever endure it when you were a kitten?" She asked.

"All the time! The guard there would always yell, shout, even when me and my brother weren't stealing."

"Brother? You have a brother Puss?" She asked in shock.

"Well, not blood but yes Humpty Dumpty he was the one that named me Puss." He said.

"Awww that's so sweet!" Dulcinea said.

"Well...he was a rotten egg sometimes...ever asked what that bounty was on my head?"

"Well, yeah I thought it was something petty."

"Well, it was a bank robbery and breaking and entering." Puss said.

"What!? You robbed a towns bank!?" She asked shocked.

"No...I was tricked by Humpty. They never let me talk just shouted."

"Oh my...I'm sorry Puss."

"It's the past now! Plus I never go to San Ricardo anymore even though I want to visit my home."

"FREEZE!" A thief automatically popped in front of them with a sword.

"Woah!" Dulcinea said. Puss had his sword in his paw ready to fight.

"Puss In Boots! You are wanted for 500k! So give yourself up or taste our blades!" He yelled.

"Puss In Boots never gives up!" He then jumped in action and started sword fighting a bunch of thieves at once. Dulcinea hid behind a tree next the battle and watched with worry.

"If only Good Sword was here..." she mumbled.

"Good bye Kitty!" A thief said. Barely dodging the thief's sword Puss's leg got slashed and he landed on the grass without his sword.

He looked over and saw the thieves laughing. Puss back up into a tree and looked and saw his sword next to him.

"So what do you guys think? Will it be 500k each? Or we split it?" One of them asked. Puss grabbed his sword and pointed at them.

"Nothing! You are not getting anything! Puss shouted.

"That's where your wrong Puss." The thief then slashed the sword out of Puss's paws. It landed far away from them.

"Uh oh.." he managed to say.

"Looks like there's no escape for you..." one of them laughed.

"Hey! You better back away from him!" Dulcinea yelled with Puss's sword in her paws. She then jumped in action and started knocking thieves unconscious. After she had one left to deal with, Raul.

"Face it Raul you lost! Now you better scram!" Dulcinea yelled.

"THIS WONT BE THE LAST TIME YOU SEE ME!" Raul then ran away. Dulcinea walked up to Puss and helped him up. She the placed his sword back in his belt.

"That was amazing! Especially your battle stances and dodging!" Puss said impressed.

Dulcinea giggled.

"Well I learned from the best! Now it's best we head back to San Lorenzo!" She said. The two of them then walked back home.