Puss in boots oneshots (San Lorenzo)

Prince Charming's Revenge

"UGH! I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THOSE STUPID FREAKS TOOK MY MOTHER AWAY!!" Prince Charming screamed as he threw a book across the wall. He tried revenge on everyone, Shrek, Donkey, Gingy, he never would hurt Fiona though. They all turned out the same way.

"That all you got prince not charming!?" Shrek started to laugh with the others. Prince Charming tried to kill Shrek and the others. Well not kill but trap them in these magic chests.

"Ugh!' Prince Charming yelled.

"Your highness! You have a visitor!!" A guard said. The visitor was an old looking man, his eyes look like he never slept in days. His robe was purple and he was wearing boots, black leather ones.

"Who are you?" Charming asked.

"The name is Mortaci! And I heard your seeking revenge on those who wronged you?"

"Yes! But I can not get anything! They are like slimy slugs that slip out of my grip!"

"There is one person you haven't tried...Puss In Boots.."

"Puss in boots? Yeah I know but no one knows where he is! And plus he has a sword that can beat me easily!"

"Puss In Boots is in the lost city of San Lorenzo! He has settled down. And if you disguise yourself as a normal citizen you can give him this!"
The old man gave him a bottle that was labeled Leche.

"Leche? How is this gonna help?"

"Give it to him and find out! Here are the coordinates!"

"These paws are meant to punch people in the face! Not for sandwiches!" Dulcinea laughed and placed all the sandwiches on a platter.

"It's okay Puss! You tried and that's what matters!"

"You tried your best now leave it to the rest!" Dulcinea read out from her book.

"Children! Lunch is ready!!" Puss called out.

"Yay!!!" They all cheered And started to happily eat. They all were at the Picnic table laughing and enjoying there time with Puss.

Prince Charming made it to the gates of San Lorenzo. But it was just a hill of rock? He then read magic words on the sheet the man gave him and went through. He saw a pink Sphinx doing her nails with a file.

"Who seeks to enter San Lorenzo must answer this riddle! What has one head but no body?" She asked.

"A coin?" Prince Charming answered.

"You may enter!"

Prince Charming was filled with awe at the sight of the town. It was so colourful he then hid behind a wall seeing Puss at a table with kids and a white cat.

"I hope this works.." Prince Charming then started drinking a potion in a flash he was turned into a towns person that has a straw hat and farmer clothes. He had a moustache too that was brown, he started chuckling and started walking away thinking of a plan. He then watched him from afar, seeing what his actions are.

"Hey Puss! Can you tell us about that Ogre and the Donkey again!?" Toby asked. Puss placed his sandwich down.

"Toby I have already told you the story."

"Yeah like 3 months ago!"

"Alright then!"

HAROLD: H-Hello?

PUSS: Who dares enter my room?

HAROLD: Sorry! I hope I'm not interrupting, but I'm told you're the one to talk to about an...ogre problem?