Puss in boots oneshots (San Lorenzo)

Prank

"Ahahahahahhaha!' Uli came running out of the Cantina with a stylish black hat with a feather.

Dulcinea and the Senior Puss looked over to see Uli with Puss's hat. Uli ran to them with a chaotic laugh.

"Uh Uli...what are you doing with Gingers Hat?" El Guante Blanco asked.

"Oh, it's a little joke I played on Herr Boots!!" Uli started laughing.

"I say goaty man. You best return that before-."

"ULI!!"  A screamed interpret the Good Sword.

They all looked at the Cantina's doors. Puss kicked the doors opened with a ticked off angry face.

"GIVE ME MY HAT BACK GOATY MAN!!" Puss yelled at the top of his lungs. He then attempted to Jump on Uli on all fours but Uli dodged.

Uli started Running and laughing like a maniac.

"Uli! Give Puss back his Hat! The Good Sword yelled. Puss then started chasing after Uli on his all fours. Uli was then running again. The townsfolk ran out of the Cantina and there houses seeing what all the yelling was.

"GOATY MAN I WILL END YOU!! GIVE IT BACK!!" Uli jumped to a high spot and put the hat on his head.

"Oh hi I'm Herr Boots! I'm better than everyone! And I suck at my hero job of protecting San Lorenzo even though I doomed it first!!" Uli mocked.

"No Laddie get down here and return the hat!" Pajuna shouted up at Uli. Puss was now on his two legs with his paws in fists of anger.

"OH AND I CANT COMPLETE ANYTHING WITHOUT MAKING A FOOL OF MYSELF!! I HAVE TERRIBLE ANGER ISSUES!" Uli then started laughing hysterically.
Uli doesn't know better since he is still learning on how to be good.

"IVE SHOULD OF KEPT YOU IN THOSE REALM OF SHADOWS!"  Puss then jumped and landed on Uli. Uli now has a nervous smile on his face. Puss has a very angers face.

"GIVE ME MY HAT GOATY MAN!" Puss then snatched his hate back and then stood up. He placed the hat back on his head. Uli got up and dusted the dust from the roof off his goaty legs. Puss growled at Uli that sent shivers down his spine.

"Oh and by the way! I do not sound like that!" Puss yelled. He then jumped back down on the ground. Dulcinea walked to Puss and placed her paw on his shoulder.

"You have to excuse Uli Puss, he's still learning how to be good."

"I have told everyone before not to touch my hat, boots, and especially my sword!"

"Oh Puss~!" Puss looked over to see Uli with his sword. Then he started running with a maniac laugh.

"ULIIIIII!" Puss yelled and started chasing him again. The towns folks started laughing.