Puss in boots oneshots (San Lorenzo)

Sick Day II

"Puss your lying..."

"Ha! I never lie!! I am the most honest cat!" Puss smiled awkwardly. Dulcinea rolled her eyes and still stood there.

"Well..this has been fun but better get going!!" Puss exclaimed. He then walked away. Dulcinea crossed her arms in frustration. Pajuna walked over.

"That Laddie sure is something.."

"EN GARDE!" Puss shouted with his sword out. The thieves started charging at Puss.

Puss then jumped on a thief's face and jumped on the second one. After the two thieves were unconscious Puss shielded his sword back into its holder on his belt. Then his world started spinning. He put his paw on his head and leaned back on the fountain.

'Strange...since when did I see two big Pigs?' Puss asked inside his head.

"Hey senior Puss! Me and my friends want to play Dodgeball with you! Are you in!?" Toby asked filled with joy. The other orphans came up and waited for Puss's response.

"Uh..sure.." Puss responded.

"Okay! Puss you throw the ball at us!!" Cleevil said and tossed the ball to Puss. He caught it and saw the orphans scatter around the fountain. Puss's vision was still blurry and seeing double. He then threw the ball at Esme.
But missed her by a lot. Cleevil started laughing a lot and the others laughed too. Puss held his paw on his head like he had a migraine. Cleevil looked at Puss and stopped laughing. She saw that Puss was leaning against a building for support.

"Senior Puss?"

Puss looked up and saw the orphans staring.

"Hey children I think I'm gonna sit this one out, you go ahead and play." Puss the walked into the cantina and sat at the bar with his head down. He didn't noticed that Dulcinea was right next to him.

"Puss?.." she asked with a concerned tone. He shot his head up and saw triples of Dulcinea.

"My my my! You should see your face Laddie! It looks like you just killed someone?" Pajuna said in shock.

"Don't be ridiculous Pajuna!! Everyone is okay!" Puss said.

"PUSS IN THE BOOTS!!" Señora Zepata barged into the cantina and walked to Puss.

"THERE ARE THIEVES! THIEVES TRYING TO STEAL THE TREASURE!!" She yelled. Puss groaned and ran out with his sword in his paws.

"Um, Zepata? You didn't notice his face?" Pajuna asked.

"HAH! Pajuna all I notice is that he is supposed to take responsibility of his actions!"

"Now Ginger must of did something to upset you guys..." everyone shot there heads to the corner of the place. There El Guante Blanco and Good Sword were there chilling.

"Oh my! Maestro!! What a pleasant surprise!!" Dulcinea shouted. The happiness stopped when Puss gone thrown at the counter of the cantina. He landed on his two feet.

"I got it!!" He than Jumped out.

"Oh...now I see what you mean...why does it look like he killed somebody!?" Zepata yelled.

"He's sick! He's not even gonna rest or admit it!" Dulcinea said.

"Hah...classic old Ginger!" El Blanco laughed.

"What do you mean?" Good Sword asked.

"Oh my friends, clearly this isn't the first time he done something like this! Like when he was younger and was my pupil!" He started laughing and telling the story.

"Maestro!? I have the wood you asked for!" Puss shouted slurring his words. He saw his mentor and walked up to him.

"Maestro?"

"Oh hey Ginger! I'm just resting my back! Man I'm starting to get old!" El Blanco was sitting against a log with back pain. Puss dropped the wood and started a fire.

"Ginger? Are you feeling alright you seem off?"

"Huh!? Oh yeah I'm okay! Just worried about you Maestro!" Puss said. He then sat next to Maestro worried.

Puss was seeing double of Maestro and Color's like he was concussed or had a migraine. He shook it off and was quiet.

"Ginger, are you sure your feeling okay? You look....not well?"

"Heheh don't you worry Maestro! I'm okay!!"

El Guante Blanco gave a fatherly look at Puss that basically means 'I know your lying!'

"Puss how old are you?" He asked.

"Actually I don't know! I've never known when my birthday is."

"Well by the looks of you...you look around 13 years old!!?? Now I feel like an elder!"

"13? That would be cool to be a teenager!!"

"And then I figured out what was wrong! He never told me but I've never knew why."

"That Laddie is always blabbing things though? How does he hide things?" Pajuna asked. Then Puss got thrown into a barrel that was by the Cantina Counters. Everyone gasped.

"Ahaha! Some hero!!" One of the thieves shouted.

"Ugh!!" Puss groaned and crawled out of the Barrel and dusted his arms off." He was more dizzy than before now. Like he was about to pass out. Maestro ran and caught Puss. Before he could fall on the ground. Then the old cat sighed in relief.

"My friend Good Sword!!"

"Yes Maestro?" Good Sword shouted and then flew to him.

"Looks like we're the town hero's today!! How bout it my friend?"

"Sounds good to me!"

"I got the Laddie!" Pajuna grabbed an unconscious Puss and put him on his bed.

Puss opened his eyes. He then shot up.

'How did I get in here? Wasn't I battling thieves?' He asked himself. He then looked over to see Dulcinea with her book on a chair. She looked up and her eyes widened with happiness.

"You had me concerned Puss! You just passed out after a battle with thieves!"

"Oh, well I better-.."

"No! Puss you aren't going anywhere! The Senior Puss Squad is watching over everything. You stay here and rest!" Dulcinea commanded.

Puss was now trapped with Dulcinea lecturing about how to get better....what a day..