Puss in boots oneshots (San Lorenzo)

Brainless

This was based off a weird dream I had! So key in mind some of it will not make sense! And some Characters personalities will be a bit different.

It was a lovely day outside. Puss was in the forest looking at all sorts of flowers. Until his eyes laid on a white rose. He took scissors and then cut the rose without pricking his paw. He picked it up and sniffed it.

'I am sure Dulcinea would like this.'

"Oh and not to mention when he thought the stink...was coming from him!" Zapata laughed.

"Yeah! That laddie is pretty clueless! Especially when his maybe birthday! He thinks that's a thing!?" Everyone in the cantina laughed. Since Puss was away they were talking trash.

"Oh! Your gonna love this one!...He actually is naive! He still goes back to his bad friend Jack! So desperate!" Eames shouted. That made everyone laugh harder.

"Yeah! You know what we should call him? Naive In Boots!" A random guy said.

Dulcinea walked inside the cantina and sat down at a table reading.

"And what is he? Mental! He's change his character and personality more than needed!"

"Some hero he is! With a Personality disorder!" Zapata bursts out laughing.

"Yeah! Maybe we should let Puss Dos be the hero! Clearly he's smarter than Puss! Isn't he dumb for brains! Right Dulcinea!?" Eames asked.

"I-oh!" Dulcinea looked up from her book. She did in fact notice the conversations going on.

"Yeah Dulcinea! You should that he's dumb! You have been going out on dates." Zapata said.

"I! Yeah! He's brainless and even if he had one it would be one cell!" She shouted. Everyone busts out laughing including her.

"Dulcinea?" 

She froze and the cantina went silent. She slowly turned at the entrance to see Puss had a white rose and a very hurt face.

"Puss! Um...I-." She started nervously laughing.

"Do you actually believe this?" He asked.

"Of course she does! We all do Puss! Now kindly get your dumbo self out!" Pajuna demanded. Puss looked at Dulcinea who had her ears down.
Puss slammed down the Rose and rushed off.

Puss was on top of a rooftop leaning against the wall of it. He had his paws in his face, crying. Puss was beside himself especially when a hero should never cry, it makes them look weak. Puss then looked up at the sky it was Cotten candy coloured. Puss looked down at San Lorenzo seeing everyone enjoying there evenings. He can also see Pajuna and Zapata laughing.

"Woah...buddy...." A familiar voice said.

Puss turned his head left to see Balthazar at his level looking at him sadly. The other 2 had shock on there faces when they saw Puss's state. Puss immediately wiped his tears off.

"Hey...what brings you guys to San Lorenzo?"

"Puss, do not change the subject! We clearly just saw you crying." Balthazar said.

"You saw that?" Puss asked embarrassed.

"Nothing to be ashamed of Puss...everyone gets sad." Phillip said.

"Not Puss In Boots. He is supposed to be strong." Puss replied.

"Well let's start of why you are upset." Fransisco said as he sat next to Puss.

"I was coming inside the Cantina and I walked in to Dulcinea and the others calling me brainless."

Balthazar was shocked. And then turned angry.

"Those people are never sastified!" He yelled.

"I can not believe Dulcinea would say something like that..." Phillip said.

"It is alright my friends! I better get back down there to make sure no thieves get the treasure." Puss then jumped away.

"This is ridiculous...I think we better show them! You mess with one of us! You mess with all of us!" Fransisco shouted.

"Finally! Nothing that sounds like Shakespeare!"

"Oh hush! Time to teach these people a lesson..."