Puss in boots oneshots (San Lorenzo)

Age

DISCLAIMER! PUSS AND DULCINEA ARE YOUNGER IN THIS ONESHOT! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN SKIP ALONG! ANYWAYS ENJOY THE ONESHOT!

It was a lovely autumn morning in San Lorenzo. The leafs have turned into pretty Colours like red, orange, and brown. Dulcinea was reading her book of rhymes and was sitting on the fountain. Puss was sword fighting with Raul and as usual he runs away like a baby.
Puss went and sat next to Dulcinea.

"¡Hóla Dulcinea!" Puss greeted Dulcinea.

"Hey Puss! I see your doing your usual of fighting thieves." She laughed.

"Yup! No one will rob this town, though swears Puss In Boots!"

Dulcinea laughed. Then Toby ran to Puss with a smile.

"Hey Senior Puss! I have a question."

"Go on Toby." Puss replied as he started drinking Leche.

"How old are?" Toby asked. Puss's frozed and started choking on the Milk.

"Pardon!?" Puss yelled.

"Yeah I've been wondering that too!" Kid Pickles said as he walked up and took a bite of a pickle.

"Actually that is a good question. But he doesn't know his birthday." Dulcinea said as she closed her book.

"Yeah, so I really do not know."

"What about your name cat?" Kid Pickles asked.

"Of course i know my name it's Puss In Boots!" He laughed and placed the wooden cup on the ground.

"No, I mean your REAL name! Like the one your mother gave you?" Kid Pickles said.

"Well...I am an orphan so I do not know, Humpty gave me the name Puss. Then got boots and a hat along with a sword which made me Puss In Boots."

"Wait so you don't know your age and your birth name?" Dulcinea asked.

"Hah! It does not matter! I am still the same cat!" Puss shouted as he jumped on the fountain with his sword out.

"Or maybe!" Artephius suddenly popped up behind Puss. He screeched like a cat and landed on the sand.

"Must you?" He asked.

"What you on about Artephius?" Dulcinea asked.

"I could have a spell that could reveal all that is untold! It should take a minute." Then he tripped.

"Or a year..." he sighed.

"Artephius are you sure this is a good idea?" Puss asked as Artephius placed a weird metal thing on Puss's head.

"As sure as I am that mice come from space!" Artephius yelled.

"This is not gonna end well." Puss said.

Artephius handed Puss a bottle of weird green stuff.

"Drink it!" Artephius said. Puss hesitated but then did it. He started gagging and coughing and dropped the glass bottle.

"THAT WAS NASTY! WHATS IN THAT STUFF!?" Puss shouted.
"Feel anything different kitty?" Artephius asked.

"No? What's the point in that?" Puss asked.

Artephius then opened a scroll that appeared in his robe.

"Where did that come from?" Puss asked.

"Oh it's part of the spell! It appears in my robe so I can read it now hush!"

"Sorry!" Puss apologized with an attitude.

Artephius eyes widened in shock.

"Oh my goodness Puss! Your....Your only 17!" Artephius shouted.