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♡"Royal Mishaps"

𝙻𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚌 𝚡 𝚈𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖
~~♡~~

It was a warmed day in the beautiful city of Yogurca: The sun shining down brightly, illuminating the desert sands. The streets of the market were bustling with citizens and travelers from afar. It was amazing like this, in the simple daily life of the Yogurca residents.

..But, our story takes place in the radiant Yogurca Mansion, where their prince resides.

Currently, his elder brother, Plain Yogurt, is on some sort of weird mission, therefore Yogurt Cream has the palace pretty much to himself.

Oftentimes, when it was like this, the young prince would just do things he wasn’t typically allowed to do, like actually be able to sprint through the hallways..It was a weird rule created by their father, after Yogurt had faceplanted years ago..

He was also allowed to eat whenever he wanted, which was a huge plus.

Currently, the prince was lazing around in his large bed, fully curled up in his warm blankets, refusing to leave the warmth.

..And his bodyguard, Lilac, simply sat in a chair next to the bed, forcing himself awake to protect the prince.

…Obviously, he regretted taking on his mission, as he got overly attached to the young prince, and found no place in his heart to kill the man off, especially since he trusted him with his life.

Eventually though, Yogurt decided to finally get up, groaning annoyingly when the sunlight was shining directly in his eyes. He pulled off the blankets, and stretched out.

The prince turned his head, watching as Lilac dozed off a bit, before jumping back awake. His slight chuckle alerted the man that he was finally awake, his eyes softening the smallest bit before he put his professional front back up.

“..Good morning, my liege. It seems that you rested well..”
He muttered, in his usual stoic tone. It was pretty obvious that he was forcing back a smile, since his lips continuously twitched, and he held a frown as best as possible.

Yogurt chuckled, smiling widely at the man’s reaction.

“Ah, yes, I have rested quite well..I felt much safer with you here, per usual..!”

..Typically, compliments towards Lilac didn’t do much physically, but Yogurt could always tell that he adored the tiny compliments, so he continued to say them.

“..Er- anyways..You don’t have anything on the list for the day..We could stop by the market, or just..Do things around the house, my liege.”
He continued to list a couple things, watching as Yogurt debated what he wanted to do for the day. Eventually, he seemed to decide, as he got a wide smile yet again.

“Hmm..What if I try cooking us a lovely breakfast to begin, yes?”
..He was disappointed to see Lilac make some sort of stoic yet terrified expression, obviously a tad bit traumatized from past experiences with the prince’s cooking skills..

“W-what’s that look for?!”
He stuttered out, taken aback from the look he got.

“..Last time you cooked- er.. The kitchen got..Set on fire.”

..The memories hit him suddenly, as he stared off, remembering what exactly happened that day.

..Basically, Yogurt decided to attempt to cook dinner for the residents, but the pan caught fire, and the kitchen then caught fire and- It was just a disaster..

Yogurt laughed awkwardly, as he embarrassingly ran a couple fingers through his long strands of hair.

Lilac sighed. The puppy eyes always got to him, for some reason..

“..You can attempt. Just- try not to burn down the palace..”
“Deal!”

..Then, before he knew it, Yogurt was already up and rushing around his room, grabbing some clothes, and hurrying into the closet to change.

Lilac knew this would somehow end in disaster, even with his presence..

~♡~

Now, the two are in the kitchen. For once, it was completely silent, as Yogurt was mostly focused on not breaking the eggs all over the counters, along with ensuring that the stove didn’t catch fire once again.

To the side, Lilac stood, mixing some batter for the other man, with a fire extinguisher close by, just in case something went wrong.

“Done! Perfect, if I do say so myself!”
Yogurt boasted, happily displaying the well-done eggs that he cooked. Lilac was pretty surprised that he didn’t manage to burn them this time..

It was when the two were eating at the table, did disaster finally strike.

Just as Lilac was cutting into his food with a knife, he caught the weird smell of-Smoke..?

“..Yogurt- Did you perhaps..Forget the oven?”

The man in question paused, slowly turning to the kitchen, just before the fire alarm went off. He screamed a bit, running over to try and calm it, searching for the fire extinguisher.

Upon turning back around, he only saw Lilac, pensively using the fire extinguisher to rid the fire.

Yogurt chuckled, embarrassed. Lilac set down the item, walking back over to the prince.

“..I think it is time to stop cooking..”
He mumbled, grabbing the other’s arm, and gently dragging him away from the kitchen.

~♡~

The two ended up going to a local cafe, then deciding to wander the market. Yogurt ended up finding quite a few new treasures to add to his collection, and Lilac chose to purchase a new cloak, since his current one was getting old, and worn out.

“Ahh, I’m exhausted..!”
Yogurt groaned a bit, stretching his arms, and sitting on the soft cushion of his bed. Lilac sat in his usual bedside chair, leaning back a bit.

“I’m getting tired..But, for tonight, you’re sleeping too! How many days has it been?!”
He stared intently into the other’s eyes, waiting for his reply. Obviously, he knew how long it had been since the other got a rest. Everytime Yogurt questioned him, Lilac only ignored it, then said it was simply his job.

After the prince got changed, he practically dragged Lilac to the soft bed, hearing him grunt in shock. Yogurt pushed him to one side of the bed, and immediately held him in a death grip.

“And before you complain, this is my way of getting you er- comfortable!”

With a sigh, Lilac simply hugged him back, holding him in a warm embrace. Yogurt was a tad bit flustered at the silent reply, but he accepted it.

“ ‘Night, Lilac..!”
He awkwardly said, quickly realizing the man was asleep already. It was clear that he was tired, but per usual, the bodyguard would hide how he felt..

..Yogurt then decided to give the man a small kiss to the cheek, feeling him hug him a bit tighter.

..Yeah. Maybe, this would work out well, in a way where they both could live happily.

~End~

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