CRK oneshots lmao

♡"The Endless Manor"

𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝙲𝚑𝚘𝚌𝚘 𝚡 𝙿𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚈𝚊𝚖
𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐪 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐈𝐬𝐝𝐞𝐱𝐫𝐲123 ;𝐃
~~♡~~

The midnight moon lit up the night, illuminating the streets, which were currently only being lit by simple streetlights.

As of right now, Milk and Yam wandered the streets, in search of something interesting to do. They've tried everything; Visiting the park, taking a walk..
All that was left?
..The huge manor that stood at the top of a hill, faraway in the kingdom.

Passerbyer's always say that they believe they hear voices, or whenever they pass by, feeling like someone was watching them from afar, but upon turning to check, they only saw nothing.

And so, here the duo is, holding their weapons close in case something jumped out.
Their boots caused the leaves below to snap, and some rocks to crunch under them.

With a nod, Yam pushed the large doors open, revealing the dark halls.
They were decorated with a simple colour pallet; Dark red cloths on tables, and brown wooden planks on the dusty floors.

He heard Milk nervously approach behind him, continuing through the long hallway.

They explored a bit, searching to find anything interesting. There seemed to be quite a few covered paintings, large cloths hanging over them to shield whatever was underneath.

Yam entered a large, circular room, which had giant windows, covered by tattered and torn curtains. Thinking Milk was still standing behind him, Yam turned around, only to be faced with nothing other than the closed door he entered through.

"The fuck?!"
He muttered, walking towards the door. He tried pulling it, but it wouldn't budge at all. The man even tried kicking it, but even that didn't work out well.

"Milk, if this is just a crazy fuckin' prank, it ain't funny!"
Yam yelled, expecting some sort of snicker from the other side, but only getting an echo of his own voice in reply.

He groaned, before turning back around to find a way out of the dark room.
~~♡~~

After a good 10 minutes of searching, the door seemed to come unlocked. He pulled it open, awaiting to see Milk standing there.
..To his surprise, Yam was faced with a completely different hallway than the one he came down.

"What kind of horror shit is this?!"
He yelled, surprised.
Yam chose to continue down the new hallway, hoping for a way out.
This shit was weird.

Eventually, the man reached some sort of bedroom. It had a large canopy bed, covered with dark red curtains and black sheets.

He continued in, searching around for some kind of clue. He was simply faced with wind though, turning around and being faced with a tall man.

Yam screamed a bit, backing up, and being able to see the stranger's facial features a bit better.

"Who the FUCK are you?!"
He yelled, the stranger only glared a bit at him before speaking in a low tone.

"..My name does not matter. Why are you..Trespassing in my home..?"
He muttered, crossing his arms. Yam felt threatened by this guy..

"Wanted somethin' to do. Listen, my buddy is gone in this weird ass place."
Yam explained, making weird motions with his hands. The other only raised an eyebrow, staring.

"..Unfortunately, I do not know of his whereabouts. You have to search."

He turned around, and started to walk away before Yam interrupted.

"Hell no! This shithole is freaky. You're comin' with me, man."
He called out, the other turning back around and staring at him.

"I- Fine. Have it your way, stranger. I shall help you search, but you leave once we find this..Buddy, of yours."
He made a compromise with the other, turning around again.

"..And my name is Choco, stranger."
He muttered, before continuing on. Yam only sighed, then followed.
~~♡~~

Now, the duo are wandering the seemingly endless halls. Yam watched his surroundings, keeping his watch up incase he saw or heard Milk somewhere.

Choco only continued to lead in silence, until Yam decided to start a conversation.

"Sooo..Why the fuck do you live in an old abandoned mansion?"
He questioned, raising an eyebrow at the other.

"..It is my only home now."
Choco muttered back, glancing down at the floor. Something was really weird about this guy..

"Okaaay then."

Yam sighed, crossing his arms. The other noticed his annoyance relatively fast, pausing a bit before speaking.

"..Pouting like a child..? I did not expect such a reaction from..You."

Yam stopped, staring at him. The fuckin' nerve of this guy!

"I-The fuck?! I'm not poutin'!"
Yam yelled angrily, groaning loudly when Choco snickered in amusement at the reaction.

~~♡~~

It's been hours.
Hours, and hours of searching for the other man.
Yam was beginning to believe they were just going in circles.

But, oh Divine bless him he finally heard the voice of Milk calling out his name in worry.

"Fucking finally!"
He yelled, rushing towards where he heard the other's voice.
He heard Choco yelling after him, telling him to wait up, but he didn't listen. Yam genuinely just wanted the fuck outta this place..

He suddenly felt Choco roughly gripping his arm, and yanking him backwards.

"I said stop. You don't know how to get there."
He mumbled angrily, glaring into his eyes. Yam awkwardly stopped and stared back.

The other only gave a 'Hm.' noise, dragging Yam by the arm to where the voice came from.

They finally found Milk, who was worryingly walking around the room. Yam cleared his throat, and the other quickly turned around and rushed over.

"Oh Divines, I found you.. And..You found someone else?"
He questioned, staring at Choco. The man only sighed, giving a small introduction.
Yam eventually realized that him and Choco were holding hands like some weird couple and good god he was turning red an-

"..Yam? Are you okay?"

"Yeah, yeah I'm FINE."
He angrily replied to Milk, snatching his hand away from Choco's.
..He barely caught sight of the other looking a tad bit sad about the action, but he didn't speak on it.

Finally, the duo were being lead out of the manor by Choco. He ended up holding onto Yam's shoulder, and Milk often gave awkward glances at the two.

..After their goodbyes were said, the two finally got to walk back off into the night, agreeing to never step foot in a sketchy mansion ever again.

But, maybe Yam would do it again just to visit Choco.
..He seemed quite interesting, anyways.

~End~

dude i kept misspelling yam as tam oh my god
2 posts in one day guys omgg

and i got another for tomorrow.
goodbye sires :3