Lady and the Punk

13: Hidden Club

Luna entered a hidden club for stray dogs. She met up with Nikki, a Dutch Pekingese, and Chunk the bulldog.

LUNA: Heyyy, it's mah girl Nikki. How ya doin'?

NIKKI: Hallo daar.

LUNA: Salute from the United Kingdom, girl.

NIKKI: So vriend, how was your breakfast?

CHUNK: Eyyy! It's de gurl Luna! Lemme crank up the jam. Watsya bowl of treats today?

LUNA: Eyyy! Play me some of that "Frank Swagatra", will ya? Best hits of '55!

Chunk fixed the radio to some catchy jazz.

NIKKI: How was today? Tricked some house dogs with your whistling? Was one of them pretty agressief?

As Luan would put it, Luna had a bone to pick with what house dogs said.

LUNA: Where do they get that stuff? "A dog's best friend is a human"? You know what I be thinkin'?

CHUNK: What is it, dude?

LUNA: I wanna... turn the tables.

CHUNK: Like how?

LUNA: What would it be like if the dog was the master and the human was the subordinate? The dogs could take their humans for walks, make them play fetch, do tricks, give them baths. And instead of the dogcatcher it's a human-catcher! How 'bout that?

NIKKI: Nah vriend. It's too bizarre.

Sully and Mazzy noticed Luna.

SULLY: Eyyy! Hun! It's you again! Are you doing swell?

LUNA: (British accent) I'm doing as swell as Big Ben hittin' 10 in the mornin'. (drops accent)

MAZZY: Hey gorgeous. Thought about us coming back together?

LUNA: Well...

MAZZY: Still into Stella?

LUNA: Nah dude. I need a break from going back and forth.

Luna walked to the club's "stage".

SULLY: Do you think Luna will ever settle down with just one girl?

MAZZY: Fat chance. When we were together, she just wasn't into jazz the way other girls are. 'Cluding me.

With Luna...

LUNA: Ey! Sully! That's enough Frank Swagatra for me today. Play me the jam I like. Y'know, the bop where I sing "Rockin' All Day".

CHUNK: Ain't that my job?

SULLY: Bother to share, shall ya bro?

Luna got ready to sing to the music.

LUNA:

Well early in the mornin', round four o'clock

I got a gal that loves to rock

I started reelin', started rockin'

I started rockin', I started railin'

I started railin', I started rockin'

And we rocked 'til the brink of dawn

I started reelin', started rockin'

I started rockin', I started railin'

I started railin', I started rockin'

We rocked 'til the brink of dawn

And we rocked 'til the brink of dawn!

Luna was applauded with howls of praise. She smiled with a smug attitude.