SULLY: Oh well, a short life is a joyful one.
FRANCISCO: Sì, that's what the Punk always says.
SAM: "The Punk"?
MAZZY: You know her?
SAM: What other names does she go by?
MAZZY: Harmonia, Marina, Louvette, Luna–
Wait a minute... those were all names that those families gave this Punk!
SAM: Does she have that brunette hair and scruffy snout?
MAZZY: Golly! You must know her!
This "Luna" being a celebrity around these areas was news to Sam.
SULLY: Disregarding name, she's a lass who never gets caught.
FRANCISCO: She's given the slip to every dogcatcher in this città.
NIKKI: You won't believe this vriend, but no matter how tight a jam she's in, that Punk always finds some way out.
SAM: I can quite easily believe that.
BENNY: But remember barátok, even the Punk has her Achilles heel.
SKIPPY: Pardon me, frate. You said something about Kelly's heel?
BENNY: "Achilles heel", Skippy. That means her weaknesses.
SULLY: Oh, oh the ladies, yeah!
DAVID: The Punk is a real saggikun.
SULLY: She has an eye for a well-turned paw, she has.
FRANCISCO: Let's see, there's been Olivia.
BENNY: Yeah, and Serena.
ROCKY: And Delilah.
CHAZ: Plus Zelda.
BOBBY: And my cousin, Carlota Cipactli Cuetlachtli Xoloitzcuintli, I think.
SULLY: She went after you once, didn't she Mazzy?
MAZZY: Guilty as charged.
WINSTON: Hey Stella, kompis, remember her date with you?
STELLA: Yeah. Then she dumped me.
SULLY: Hey, Ronnie Ann, did she go for you once?
RONNIE ANN: Ew, no, I'm not that type of girl.
NIKKI: What a dog.
SULLY: Yeah! Tell us about it Nikki!
NIKKI: What a dog!
MAZZY: Nikki used to be in the dog and pony follies.
She's a punk, but they love her
Breaks a new heart every day
She's a punk, they adore her
And I only hope she stays that way
The male dogs barked and howled as backup singing.
She's a punk, she's a scoundrel
She's a rounder, she's a chad
She's a punk, but I love her
Yeah, even I have got it pretty bad
Nikki dated Luna once? Sam was astonished.
You can never tell when she'll show up
She gives you plenty of trouble
I guess she's just a no-count pup
But I wish that we were double
She's a punk, she's a rover
And there's nothin' more to say
If she's a punk, she's a good one
And I wish that I could travel her way
I wish that I could travel her way
Wish that I could travel her way
Sam could not believe it. Luna saw love as a game, and she fell victim to it.
RONNIE ANN: Yeah, but she never takes 'em serious.
WINSTON: She won't settle down för allt smör i Småland.
ROCKY: But someday she is meeting someone different...
SKIPPY: ...some delicate, fragile creature who is giving her a wish to shelter and protect.
SULLY: Like Madam Park Avenue here, eh matey?
CHAZ: Likely. But when she does–
NIKKI: Way ahead of ya. Under de spell of true love–
FRANCISCO: The poor vagabonda grows careless...
BENNY: ...the Cossacks are picking her up...
MAZZY: ...and it's curtains for the Punk.
A door creaked open.
HUGGINS: It's the little Cavalier, Pacowski, in number four.
PACOWSKI: Okay. Alright baby. They've come to take you home.
Pacowski opened the cell door and picked up Sam.
PACOWSKI: You're too nice of a girl to be in this place.
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Lady and the Punk
FanfictionWith a little bella noche, the world's most famous love story is new again. Sam is a lovingly pampered Cavalier, and Luna is a mutt from across the tracks. When the two run into each other, Sam is charmed by Luna. Together with friends, they share t...
