Madness combat one shots

Turkey

Since thanksgiving is coming up (which I have mixed feelings for) heres some headcanons of the main + side/other characters + ocs

Enjoy

SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA

Ah yes, thanksgiving.

-its hard to require any animal in Nevada so you have to travel outta state to get what you need

-Hank was the one driving because surprisingly he knows where the good shit is

-Sanford is the only who's allowed to cook the Turkey, hank being exception because he knew where to get the Turkey and knows how to cook one as well

-meanwhile the others went to decorate

-doc was putting up the garments for the wall with a stool

-deimos was looking for other stuff to hang on the wall

-he secretly put a Santa somewhere and he only knows

-Tc was setting up the table, and Jk was doing the outside decoration.

-the outside decorations were subtle because they didn't want to seem like a higher so, small stuff

-Dave, Rich, and Janitor celebrated their own thanksgiving at Daves place, with a portable radio playing and a happy atmosphere.

-the auditor and Phobos also celebrated, with festive stuff and music, the workers seemed really happy with that
-A agent tripped over a plastic pumpkin and fell into the family guy pose

-it got memed quick

-"want a sprite cranberry?" Top 10 moments before Disasters. (REAL!!)

-Phobos likes to drink a fine red wine while auditor is more of a champagne type of person

-Jebus and Tricky usually have picnic day on thanksgiving day.

This all happens during the day
Now for night

-The rebellion is just have the time of their lives, drinking, eating Turkey and just having a jolly good time, but things do get a bit wild

-each hour goes by the more drunk they get, the most sober person left is Jk, who doesn't drink a lot due to trauma with alcohol, he drinks it just not so much

-but yeah things get crazy, California girls is playing, Sanford and deimos are dancing their hearts out, Tc and doc and swapping saliva with each other, and hank was walking into a wall multiple times

-Jk was sitting in the corner questioning his situation

-Meanwhile at the AAHW

-grunts and agents are getting drunk and causing chaos, Phobos and auditor are getting flirtatious with each other

-a grunt threw up a rainbow some how

-Jebus and tricky were star gazing

-Everyone was just having a good time

-There was no condoms for some situations

-Oh shit black Friday sale

-Doc stopped making out with Tc when he realized he needed a new table, so went up and left for a new table

-Sanford followed up because he heard about a new butcher knife set

-then everyone else followed up for their own thing

-still being tipsy

-it was a whole mess at AAHW

-Auditor and Phobos fucked, thats a story for another time

-it reeked of alcohol and choices

-it was fun

Mmmmm I love fridays
-grey