Requested by the local HeckeryHeckH3ck
Aka, one of the biggest hank simps I've encountered
So Hank x Fem! Reader wedding headcanons w/ some suggestive hcs at the end
-Hank proposed to you with a ring, a stolen ring. But a ring nonetheless
-you cried happy tears when you saw the ring
-you both planned a dark red and black wedding because Nevada, and because theres most likely a blood bath.
-for the culinary part, hank wanted to go with anything with blood and guts but for obvious reasons you can't do that, so it was mainly pastures and regular food, but you were in charge of the rice because some how the rice comes out shitty (I write this from personal experiences from wedding foods)
-Deimos, Sanford and 2bdamned congratulated you and him on the engagement
-The auditor somehow heard about this and made plans for a surprise visit
-Deimos and Sanford helped you go out and pick out a dress for the wedding while 2b went with hank for a suit
-the wedding took place outside with barbed wire fencing for safety reasons
-they were able to find a wedding officiant somehow
-they had to use some fake flowers because any actual flowers were extremely rare to find in the current state of Nevada
-some grunts were forced to be there to make the place feel less empty
-after the vows and kiss, you threw the flower bouquet and Sanford unintentionally caught it, deimos made eye brow wiggles at him (Sanmos fans I will feed you soon trust me.)
-as the wedding went on someone made a surprise vist...
-it was Skinner! Your old coworker who've heard about you getting married and dropped by to give you and hank a present!
-the present, a bottle of fancy champagne and wine (Skinner looks like the type to like fancy drinks imo)
-you and hank had the dance on the dance floor, his hand basically wrapping around your waist because he is that huge
-and you were itty bitty in his eyes, average body size yes but for him, the smallest thing he could ever love
-you guys found a hairless fluffy grunt underneath one of the tables of the food area eating a meatball, you guys adopted it
-after the party you guys crashed on the bed exhausted from the actives, you guys watched a bunch of Adam Sandler movies after resting up and showering
No nsfw hc today guys sorry :((
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