Until Death Do Us Part (SakuAtsu Mafia/Assassin AU)

The Right Outfit Will Draw Attention

"Mm..."

Oikawa and Akagi were scrutinizingly studying Atsumu's appearance in the floor-length mirror in Oikawa and Iwaizumi's room.

Atsumu was just completely over it at this point. He'd been dragged in there by Oikawa, Akagi and Suna, who unfortunately had to leave to help Komori with phase one of the plan.

Atsumu just sat in his hair-salon chair – where the hell Oikawa got a hair-salon chair, he didn't want to know – and stared at the duo in the mirror.

They started simple, meaning a haircut and touch-ups to return Atsumu's golden-brown roots back to its original platinum-blonde.

They somehow managed to get Atsumu's hair even fluffier than ever before with twice the amount of volume it once had, and a clean undercut in his natural dark-brown.

They then shoved him into the shower with all sorts of hair products, exfoliating body washes and whatnot.

Fortunately, Atsumu didn't have much to show for in the bodily hair department, so they skipped over waxing his legs, to his relief.

Next, they did a full facial routine to clear up Atsumu's eye-bags and make sure that his pale skin was absolutely glowing.

After that, they did his make up, and that was when the real fun started.

Suna had joined the shenanigans by then, and he came in giggling like a banshee on April Fools, "So guess what I put Tsumu's stripper name down as," he said as he walked in.

Akagi pursed his lips to keep himself from laughing, "I'm assuming it's not Vulpes?"

Suna snorted, "Hell, no!"

Oikawa giggled, "Then what is it??"

Suna grinned, "So... I put Atsumu's name down as Vixen," he said proudly.

Oikawa squealed, "Oh, that is absolutely perfect!!" He said, his eyes practically shining with stars.

Akagi nodded excitedly, "And it keeps the whole fox aesthetic!!"

Suna smiled wide and nodded just as excitedly, "You know what this means right?" He asked and Akagi and Oikawa stared at him in anticipation, "We get to dress up Atsumu with the vixen aesthetic, you know, the fierce, sexually-attractive meaning of the word?"

Akagi gasped, "Oh my gosh! Suna, you're a fucking genius!"

Suna grinned, "Of course, I am! Hold the applause, though, we don't have time for that."

Oikawa and Akagi burst out laughing while Atsumu just sat in his chair, in his bathrobe, regretting his life's choices.

And so, similarly to a deer getting pounced on by a pack of wolves, Atsumu was the victim of a brutal attack committed by his three crazed best friends, armed with make-up brushes, eyeshadow, lipgloss and glitter.

"Wait, before we start, do you think Saku-chan has an aesthetic?" Oikawa asked suddenly.

Akagi's jaw dropped, "Of course, he does! Have you seen Tsumu? Sakusa's aesthetic is obviously black and gold!" He exclaimed.

Suna shrugged, "Kagi has a point.".

Just like that, they were back to assaulting Atsumu's face with makeup.

First, they did a black smokey eye with a seamless blend into a shiny gold near the bridge of his nose.
Second, a sharp cat-eye wing was drawn in black liquid-liner, compliments of Suna, to give him that fox-like stare.
After that, they highlighted his cheekbones using gold glitter and brushed up his naturally long, dark eyelashes with black mascara before cleaning up his eyebrows.
Finally, to finish it off, they gave him some light pink-tinted lip gloss.

It was then that his face was done, and they moved onto the clothes. Atsumu had never wanted to die more in his life.

"So what are we thinking...exotic or erotic?" Oikawa asked, deep in thought.

Atsumu sputtered and nearly choked on air, "What the fuck, Kawa?!" He exclaimed, and his face flushed red like the colour of strawberries.

"Oh, hush, I wasn't talking to you," Oikawa said, putting a hand out to shut up Atsumu, who just grumbled in irritation.

Akagi pursed his lips, "I think both," he suggested, answering Oikawa's earlier question.

Suna nodded, "Same, I think if we mix the right amount of flashy and alluring, he could probably capture the whole club's attention and make Sakusa cry in the process," he justified.

Oikawa squealed, "This is so exciting!!!"

So, that's how Atsumu ended up in his outfit. He wore a low-cut short flowy black croptop that only went down to just below his pectorals with really thin shoulder straps. The top was black and embroidered with shiny gold beads around the edges. Under that, he wore a harness with black straps that stretched down his torso and connected to his pants, which were really short and tight black shorts. Over the shorts was a short flowy skirt made of a black transparent material and went down almost mid-way down his thighs. He also wore a thick golden chain as a belt that was securely attached to the waistband of his shorts. He wore black garter belts with gold buckles on each of his thighs that attached to the harness under his shorts. Black fishnet stockings rose up his legs to just under the garter belts and down into black high-heeled ankle boots with shiny gold spikes on the back of the heel. They painted his nails with different designs in shiny black nail polish and gold glitter, and gave him some dainty black fingerless gloves that connect to black fishnet sleeves, rising up to his elbows. Shiny gold chains and bangles were clasped around Atsumu's upperarms to his shoulders. Small gold chains connected to rings were fitted on his hands, and a black leather collar with gold buckles was situated around his neck. He wore a small flowy black translucent veil around the lower half of his face with gold embroidery on the edge that sat across the bridge of his nose, and to top it all off, he wore the gold chain necklace with the bullet engraved with the letters SK on the base.

Atsumu looked in the mirror and sighed, silenting asking why did he had to be the mannequin for all of his friends' 'wardrobe experiments'.

Meanwhile, Oikawa, Akagi and Suna, proud of their creation, were quietly fangirling behind him.

"Sakusa's going to flip when he sees this," Suna whispered smugly.

Oikawa grinned and turned to Akagi, "Text Komo-chan and tell him that Oikawa says mission complished," he instructed.

Akagi nodded and did as he was told, and not long after, Komori appeared, knocking at the door, to see the results.

They opened the door for Komori, who took one look at Atsumu and clasped a hand over his mouth, "Holy shit, you guys," he exclaimed, "Kiyo is going to die in his seat."

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It's lowkey giving Siren by Kailee Morgue 😌👌 However, I do have a song planned already lol.

Anygays, byee!!
-CrackshotReaper

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