"No."
"Why not?"
"Because I said so."
"That's not a good enough reason!"
"Fine- I do not want to make an entire trip to Hogsmeade in the middle of winter to get a tree."
"We can go to the forest that is literally behind our school."
"Absolutely not. That is, unless you have a death wish."
"But wouldn't you keep me safe? My brilliant, talented, potions professor that is a powerful wizard?"
"Your attempt at flattery does not change anything. If we were to ever come across a creature, I would not hesitate to use you as a human shield."
"Ouch, that hurt, Professor."
"You know what hurts more? My fingers after pine needles get lodged into them."
"Good Godric, you are such a drag! You must've had no real childhood."
"No, I didn't."
"You poor thing. I know what will make everything better."
"I don't care how delicious your gingerbread cookies are- we are not getting a tree for my office, nor my classroom."
"You're such a Grinch, you know that?"
"So I've been told."
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Severus Snape Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of PLATONIC Severus Snape Oneshots/Imagines - **FINISHED** Thank you to all of my loyal readers and people who I've come to know via your screen and through the art that is literature. It physically hurts to write this, but I will no lo...
