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'~•••~'
Y/n storms into an empty classroom, their feet having led them to their potion master's office, the fight with Draco being a jackass having broke their heart as usual.
Snape: "Why are you crying?"
Y/n: "Because I'm stupid! (sniffles in thought of Draco)
Snape (looking up from grading papers, over to your hunched over frame):
"That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad."
'~•••~'
Y/n: "I did a bad thing.."
Snape: "Does it affect me?"
Y/n: "...No."
Snape: "Then suffer in silence."
'~•••~'
Y/n walks in, a letter in hand
Y/n: "I thought you said you didn't like communicating by owl anymore? Something about it taking too long?"
Snape: "Don't be silly, I'm a fan of anything that tries to replace actual human contact."
'~•••~'
Snape, drawing his cloak around him tighter against the cold corridor:
"You know, in difficult moments like this, I often turn to a force greater than myself."
Y/n: "..Religion?"
Snape: "Watching your classmates fall in the snow."
'~•••~'
Snape: "I made tea."
Y/n: "I don't want tea."
Snape: "I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea."
Y/n: "Then why are you telling me?"
Snape: "It's a conversation starter."
Y/n: "That's a lousy conversation starter."
Snape: "Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate."
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Severus Snape Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of PLATONIC Severus Snape Oneshots/Imagines - **FINISHED** Thank you to all of my loyal readers and people who I've come to know via your screen and through the art that is literature. It physically hurts to write this, but I will no lo...
