I myself am bisexual so I'm just gonna use that for reference.
Ron:
"Huh?"
"I'm bisexual."
"What's that?"
"It means I like both men and women."
"Oh uh....... 'Kay?"
"And sometimes others in certain cases."
"Others?"
"Yes... Like other genders or no genders like non-binary."
"There's more than two genders???"
"Yes."
"Woah."
"Mhm."
"....So you'd get it on with a gir-"
"RON!"
George Weasley:
*Fist pump* "Yessss!..."
You: "??"
"Fred and I bet on it- he owes me five galleons."
"I.... You made a bet over my sexuality?"
"Yep. But don't worry about it, love. We do it on others too."
"Like who?"
"Malfoy. Ten galleons against Ron that he's a closeted gay."
Fred:
"Damn..."
"Sorry, Fred."
"I was gonna buy some chocolate frogs with those galleons. You owe me."
"Owe you??- Fred, you are the one that started the bet."
"...True.... But anways-.... have you ever gotten it on with a gir-"
"-Sweet Merlin.."
Ginny:
"Oh, nice. Thanks for trusting me- I am too, actually."
Harry:
"Bi?.. Ohh............. Okay."
"Okay?.."
"Uh.. It's.. whatever." *shrug*
"Nice.."
*Awkward thumbs up from Harry*
Hermione:
(I don't know why but I feel she is a bit prejudiced, just my thinking)
"Oh.. Um, okay.."
"...Hermione..?"
"... I am just processing... Well, uhm, thank you for being able to.. confide in me."
"Uhm, yeah..."
"Mhmm..."
Luna:
"I am quite pleased that you trusted me enough to confide in me.."
"Of course Luna, thanks for being understanding."
"Anytime... I myself am pansexual, actually."
"Really?"
"Oh, yes. I've known since I was a little girl. My father planted flowers in the design and colours of the pan flag a year ago, actually. A great man, he is."
Draco:
"Why would I care? Bugger off."
Remus Lupin:
"Oh, I am so glad you could trust me, dear."
"Of course, Professor Moony."
"Oh!- when I was your age, I had a boyfriend."
"Really?"
*Soft laugh* "Ohh, yes.. He was your typical 'bad boy'."
"Pro-fess-orrr!"
"Haha, yes, yes. But anyways, thank you for telling me."
Sirius:
*Smirks and leans back in his chair*
"Oh, I know, love."
Professor McGonagall:
"Oh, how wonderful, dear!"
"Thank you for being understanding, Professor."
"Anytime, Ms. Y/L/N."
......
"What are you writing?"
"Oh, I am sending a letter to Albus. He owes me something."
Dumbledore:
*Leans back in his chair, stroking his beard thoughtfully*
"Hmm.. Yes, thank you for telling me." *Twinkly knowing smile*
Severus Snape:
*Normal reaction*
"I don't care, I never asked. Keep your eyes on your paper."
*Fatherless/Closer relationship*
"Okay."
"Just...okay?"
"What did you wish for me to stay?-.. I already knew."
"I- what?"
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Severus Snape Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of PLATONIC Severus Snape Oneshots/Imagines - **FINISHED** Thank you to all of my loyal readers and people who I've come to know via your screen and through the art that is literature. It physically hurts to write this, but I will no lo...
