Severus Snape Oneshots

Conversations with a Teacher

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S.S: "Even as a joke, we mustn't mutter unforgivable curses. If you somehow said the incantation right..well, that'd be unforgivable."

Y/N: "Your face is unforgivable."

S.S: "So is your existence. Now close your mouth, child."

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Y/N: "How do you walk through a doorway, Professor?"

S.S: *sighs*

Y/N: "You Slytherin..... Hah!.. Get it?"

SS: "...."

S.S: "Go finish your work in Professor McGonagall's room."

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S.S: "The use of veritaserum is.. regrettably.. forbidden. However.." pause "I will find out what role you played in the prank correlating those damned Weasley twins."

Y/N: "What makes you think I put that dung bomb in your room?"

Y/N: *internally* oh shit..

S.S: "I suppose the serum wasn't needed."

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S.S: "Goddamnit! Who keeps doing that?"

Y/N: "Who keeps doing what, professor?"

S.S: "Someone keeps taking my stapler!"

*you touch the metal plastic object that lays in your lap out of view*

Y/N: "It was probably one of the Weasley twins."

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Y/N: "Wanna see a magic trick?"

S.S: "Y/L/N, we are currently in a school of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

Y/N: "..Agh, that's not the point!.. Just.. watch!"

*pulls a sickle from his ear*

Y/N: "Tadaa!"

S.S: "Congratulations. You performed an optic illusion that anyone can learn to do... Now, do you want me to show you a magic trick of my own?.."

Y/N: "Uhh, sure."

*Snape opens the door with his wand*

S.S: "I will make you.. *levicorpus*... disappear."