Y/n : "Hey, how many marshmallows do you think I could fit into my mouth?"
Severus : "....You are a hazard to society."
Draco : "And a coward- do twenty."
~•••~
*Malfoy Manor Game Night*
Narcissa : "Alright, let's all partner up!"
*Severus grabs your arm*
Severus : *whispering* "If we lose, you're out of the will."
Y/n : "I was in the will??.."
~•••~
POV; you're in detention with Draco, scrubbing cauldrons
Draco : "..And now I'm starting to get itchy-"
Y/n : "Do you use the same bathroom as your mother?"
Draco : "Sometimes, yeah.."
Y/n : "Then you probably have crabs."
Draco : "That's so not funny-"
Severus : "Silence!"
~•••~
Y/n : "That's poison ivy.. That is too... That-"
Severus: "Not every damn plant is poison ivy, Y/L/N!"
Y/n : "How would you know?"
Severus : *glares* "I'm the potions master, I think I'd know."
Y/n : " 'Kay, just double checking- because last I knew, you aren't the herbology teacher."
Severus : "You see that bush right there? That is poison ivy. Keep running your petulant mouth and I'll push you onto it."
~•••~
Y/n : "Don't just stand there, Professor! Help him!"
Severus : "I am helping him, Y/L/N.. You just need to be more patient. Mr. Malfoy is going to be fine."
Y/n : "Be patient?? Have you seen this motherfucker?!- He's leaking Hamburger Helper!"
Severus: "Y/L/N!"
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Severus Snape Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of PLATONIC Severus Snape Oneshots/Imagines - **FINISHED** Thank you to all of my loyal readers and people who I've come to know via your screen and through the art that is literature. It physically hurts to write this, but I will no lo...
