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Some more funny blurbs inspired by Tumblr posts!
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Mad-Eye: We have your daughter.
Snape: Y/n is currently with me?
Mad-Eye: ...
Mad-Eye: Then who's the blonde chick that just spit in my face and called me a bitch?
Y/n: ...Oh my God they have Draco
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Y/n: Would you still love me if I were a worm?
Snape: You annoy me as it is. Don't push it.
Y/n: But would you still love me??
Snape: Bold of you to assume I love you in the first place.. But I suppo-
Draco: No.
Y/n: I didn't fucking ask you, did I?
Draco: I thought you were asking the whole group?
Blaise: I'm not even listening.
Luna: I'd still love you!
Draco, startled: When the hell did she get here?
Y/n: Finally, someone appreciates me!
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Snape: Mr. Malfoy, tardy.. once again, I see. Detention. Tomorrow night.. at five pm.
Y/n: You deserve it.. for getting everyone's hopes up like that again and then showing up.
Draco: Honestly, fuck you.
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Y/n: Dad, do you ever want to talk about your emotions?
Snape: ... No.
Draco: I do.
Y/n: I know, Draco.
Draco: I'm depressed.
Y/n: I know, Draco.
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Y/n: If Draco and I were drowning in the Black Lake and you could only save one of us, who would you save?
Draco: Me, obviously.
Snape: You two can't swim?
Y/n: just answer the question.
Snape: my time and effort.
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Severus Snape Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of PLATONIC Severus Snape Oneshots/Imagines - **FINISHED** Thank you to all of my loyal readers and people who I've come to know via your screen and through the art that is literature. It physically hurts to write this, but I will no lo...
