Naruto : There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Sakura: Have everyone stand.
Kakashi: Bring three more chairs!
Y/n: The most important ones can sit down.
Sasuke: Kill three.
*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Naruto: Would never stab anyone.
Sakura: Would stab someone in retaliation.:
Y/n:Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Sasuke: Would stab without warning.
Kakashi: Would stab as a warning.
Kakashi : What makes you all smile?
Sakura: Friends and Family.
Y/n: Snacks.
Naruto: Victory and success.
Sasuke: Face muscles.
Sakura : Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Kakashi : Self- esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Naruto: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Y/n: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Sasuke: My moral code, is that you?
Sakura :
Sakura: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my grandmother left me but do you guys need a hug?
Kakashi: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Naruto: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Sakura: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Sasuke: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting
Y/n: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.
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