Naruto: Are you sure sasuke's even gay? They barely even looked at me
Sasuke: I like it when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms.
Naruto, looking down and realizing they only have 2 arms: Damn it.
Naruto: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Sasuke: On this moment or just my life in general?
Sasuke: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Naruto: Not by the law!
Naruto: I'm 10 times funnier and loveier than you
Sasuke: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Naruto: Jokes on you, I can't do math
naruto: Okay, help me please.
Sasuke: Got two words for you.
naruto: I bet they won't be helpful.
Sasuke: Your problem.
naruto: I was right
Sasuke: Someone will die.
Naruto: Of fun.
naruto: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Sasuke: Oh, you've been too?
naruto: Once. In Monopoly.
Naruto: I like everything about you.
Naruto: The other day, someone asked me who the most beautiful person in my world was.
Naruto: You know what I said?
Sasuke: What?
Naruto: I said- *Sees sakura watching them in a tree through the window* Sakura?
Sasuke: You said SAKURA?!?
Naruto: Mizuki, my old arch enemy.
Sasuke: I thought I was your arch enemy?
Naruto: I have a life outside of you, Sasuke.
Kakashi: So anyways have y'all seen naruto and sasuke?
Sakura: I think they went in naruto's room 'studying'.:
y/n:Doubt that. I heard groans there.
*Meanwhile in naruto's room*sasuke& naruto, fighting:
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