Naruto incorrect quotes

13(sasuke and y/n)

Sasuke: I'm going to take you out
Y/n: great, it's a date!
Sasuke: I meant that as a threat.
Y/n: See you at five!

y/n, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Sasuke: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

Sasuke: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise
Y/n: I beg to differ
Sasuek: Then Beg

Sasuke: You're right.
Y/n: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

y/n and Sasuke skipping stones on lake*
y/n: It's such a beautiful evening.
Sasuke, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Sasuke: Wait, you like me?? For my personality???
Y/n: I know, I was surprised too.

Naruto: I sleep with a throwing star under my pillow.

Sakura: I sleep with a knife.

Y/n: Both of you are pathetic.

Naruto: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Y/n:sasuke

Sasuke: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

y/n:

sakura:

naruto:

Everyone Else At Sasuke's Surprise Birthday Party:

y/n: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Sasuke: y/n! I can't do this stupid math!y/n: What's the math problem?

Sasuke: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don't multiply.

sakura, covering naruto's ears, while y/n smacks Sasuke upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.