Naruto incorrect quotes

14(team minato x reader)

y/n: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Obito: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Minato: Socks are Feetie Heaties
rin: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Obito: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Minato: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
rin: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Kakashi, annoyed: You are disappointments

Y/n: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Obito will and will not eat.
kakashi: Grass? Yes!
y/n: Moss? Yes!!
kakashi: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
y/n: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
kakashi: Worms? Sometimes!
y/n: Rocks? Usually nah.
kakashi: Twigs? Usually!
y/n: Minato's cooking? Inconclusive!
rin: How did you... test this?
y/n: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
rin: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Minato: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Y/n: kakashi isn't answering their phone
Obito: I'll call
y/n: rin and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
kakashi: Hello?

Kakashi: Can I be frank with you guys?
Y/n: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Obito: Can I still be Obito?
rin: Shh, let Frank speak.

Obito: Rin, I'm sad.
Rin: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Y/n: Kakashi, I'm sad.
Kakashi, nodding: mood.

y/n: Listen, I can explain...
kakashi: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
Rin: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
Obito: You guys are getting paid?