Naruto incorrect quotes

12(kakashi and y/n)

y/n, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Kakashi.
Kakashi: How did you do that without turning around?
y/n: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Y/n: This is a mistake
Kakashi, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
y/n: But not today
Kakashi, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

Y/n: *Gets down on one knee*
Kakashi: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
y/n: *Falls over*
Kakashi: The poison is kicking in.

y/n: Kakashi...
Kakashi: Oh no, 'Kakashi' in b-flat.
Kakashi: You're disappointed.

Kakashi: You kill people for money?!
Y/n: I can explain!
Kakashi: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

y/n: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Kakashi: Killed without hesitation.
y/n: No.

Y/n: Wait, you like me?? For my personality???
Kakashi: I know, I was surprised too

Y/n: Did it hurt when you fell-
Kakashi: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Y/n: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Kakashi: ...
Y/n: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Y/n: I fell-
Kakashi: From heaven?
Y/n: No, I literally fell-
Kakashi: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Y/n: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Kakashi: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Kakashi: Wow, Y/n, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Y/n: We literally slept together yesterday.
Kakashi: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Y/n: Am I gonna be okay?
Kakashi: No. You're in a relationship with me. Nothing will ever be okay.

Kakashi: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Y/n: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.