8(sakura's ocness)

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because tsunade passes down many bad habits and sleep deprived and drunk sakura is very...... Yeah you'll see



Sakura: I'm gonna die alone.

Sasuke: Sakura, you're not gonna die alone.

Sakura: Y/n, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.

Naruto: Uh- huh.Why is that?

Sakura: If I'm gonna be an old lonely person, I'm gonna need a thing, you know? A hook.Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.

Sakura: So I figured I'll be "Crazy Woman With A Snake", you know? Crazy snake woman.

Sakura: Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies.Kids won't walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE WOMAN!


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