Naruto incorrect quotes

6 (Team seven x reader)

Team seven x reader minus kakashi sensei because icha-icha finally had its movie release

Sakura: You know those things will kill you, right?

Sasuke, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Y/n, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Naruto: * Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Sakura: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Y/n: Put spaghetti in it.

Sakura: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Naruto: Put spaghetti in it.

Sakura: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Sasuke: burn them all

Sakura mumbling to herself: why did I think this was a good idea

Sakura: Why is Sasuke crying on the floor?

Y/n: They took one of those 'what memeber of team seven are you?' quizzes.

Sakura: And?

Y/n: he got Naruto.

Sasuke: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Naruto: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Sakura: A realist sees a freight train.

Y/n: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

Sakura, banging on the door: Sasuke! Open up!

Sasuke: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Y/n: No, they meant-

Naruto: Let them finish.

Sakura: Everyone synchronise your watches.

Naruto: I don't know how to do that.

Y/n: I don't wear a watch.

Sasuke: Time is a construct.

Sakura: You're smiling. What happened?

Sasuke: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Y/n: Naruto tripped and fell down the stairs today.

Sakura: Wake me up...

y/n: Before you go go!

Naruto: When September ends

Sasuke: WAKE ME UP INSIDE