y/n: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Rock Lee: I wake up at 4:30 AM
y/n:
y/n: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Y/n: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Rock Lee: Oh, I'm always running
Rock lee: The question is from what
y/n: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Rock lee: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
y/n: No! Four to five seconds!
Rock Lee: Too late!!!
y/n: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Rock lee: What's that?
y/n: You've never had leftovers???
Rock lee: No, because I'm not a quitter
Y/n: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Rock lee : Wow. They sound stupid.
Y/n: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Rock lee : Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Y/n: I guess you're right. Hey Rock lee , I love you.
Rock lee : See! Just say that!
Y/n: Holy fucking shit.
Rock lee : If that flies over their head then, sorry Y/n, but they're too dumb for you.
Y/n: Rock lee .
Y/n: If I run and leap at Rock lee , they will most certainly catch me in their arms.
Y/n, running towards Rock lee : Coming in!
Rock lee : No! I'm holding coffee!
Rock lee : *Drops coffee and catches Y/n*
Y/n: What's this?
Rock Lee, hugging Y/n: Affection!
Y/n: Disgusting.
Y/n: ...Do it again.
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FanfictionNaruto incorrect quotes x reader Haven't seen a lot of these and wanted to make one so here it is