Naruto incorrect quotes

22(sasuke and reader)

Sasuke: I know we don't always see eye to eye on things-
Y/n: That's because you're too short.

Y/n: You kill people for money?.
Sasuke: I can explain.
Y/n And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump.

Y/n: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Sasuke :
Y/n: Vroom vroom, come out already.

Sasuke: Life is like Y/n. It's short.

Y/n: Life is like Sasuke. It's a bitch

Sasuke: *Gives a bouquet to Y/n *
Y/n: You know I'm allergic.
Sasuke: That's the point.

Sasuke: You're not my friend anymore.
Y/n: I was your friend?

Y/n: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Sasuke: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit

Y/n, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?
Sasuke: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Y/n:
Y/n: Water you doing?

Y/n: We all have our demons.
Y/n, grabbing Sasuke: This one's mine.

Y/n: You remind me of the ocean.
Sasuke: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Y/n: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people

Y/n, pointing to Naruto and Sakura: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves*
Sasuke: Okay!
*five minutes later*
Y/n: *returns and sees Naruto and Sakura unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!
Sasuke: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.