Naruto incorrect quotes

7(Team seven shippuden x reader)

because sasuke is taking time off to be a stripper

Sakura, about Sai: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.

Y/n: Are we stealing them?

Naruto: New or used?

Sakura: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Sakura: Shit.

y/n: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Naruto: OH MY GOD SAI FELL OFF!!!

Sai, y/n, and Naruto are sitting on a bench

Sakura: Why do you guys look so sad?

Y/n: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Sakura sits down*

Naruto: The bench is freshly painted.

Sai: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

y/n: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Naruto?

Naruto: Probably "road work ahead".

Sakura: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Sai: Is stabbing someone immoral?

y/n: Not if they consent to it.:

Sakura Depends who you're stabbing.

Naruto: YES?!?